Possible Business Plan Not Impacted by the Economy ............................. Topless Barbershops

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With all due respect ...........

Boobs go well with everything, respectfully.

There is inelastic demand for boobs.
There is inelastic demand for getting a haircut.

Clearly these would be 18 and up hybrid establishments. Plus, there may be an issue of city, state, and federal working conditions regulations.....but that's what lobbying is for right :francis:.

However, I guarantee some of these sailors are already putting together business plans for bringing this concept back to the states. So gone head an make this an economic reality if you so choose. I see ATL, LA, Las Vegas, or Miami being initially most receptive.

Thank me later, cause I know some of yall are really tossing this around in your head like :ohhh: :whoo: :wow:. Long as I get lifetime free haircuts from your business, you are free to take my idea.

Is this :demonic: ?... maybe ...... yeah a little.









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No Cookies | The Courier-Mail

Topless barbers trimming US sailors around the clock
June 22, 2015 4:59pm
Jasmin LillWestside News

TOPLESS female barbers have been working around the clock to cope with the numbers of American sailors suddenly in need of a hair cut.

Jasmine Robson runs topless hairdressing salon Barber Babes out of her adult

entertainment
venue The Grosvenor on George.


She said she must have been one of the first people to discover the sailors were coming to town over a week ago.


“I started getting emails and really strange phone calls from Americans with a massive delay, so obviously from the (ship’s) satellite phone,” she said.

“They started to book in for hair cuts which was my first indication that they were coming.”

Ms Robson said the venue was well-prepared for the USS George Washington’s arrival in Brisbane, unlike the last time she had an influx of American sailors in 2013.

“We didn’t know they were coming and we got absolutely slammed. We broke a couple of sets of clippers we did that many clipper cuts,” she said.

“Obviously word has got around about us. Last time we had no bookings and this time we’re nearly booked out.”

Ms Robson spent last week flying in exotic dancers and topless waitresses from all over Australia to meet the demand.

“Sunday and Monday we don’t normally open but we opened especially for them.”


Over the weekend, the need for topless barbers were constant with three hairdressers working non stop.

Exotic dancers also started lap dancing at 11am and have been working a minimum of 12 hours each.

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John Williams from the USS George Washington gets his hair cut at Barber Babes by Georgia. Pic Mark Calleja
Ms Robson said the sailors’ behaviour was exemplary.

“The girls are there with their boobs out and they’re calling them ‘ma’am’. It’s so cute,” she said.

Electrical technician John Williams was one of the first in the chair and said he had never seen anything like a topless barber.

“Everybody was talking about it on the ship so I decided to send an email and make an appointment,” he said.

“The service is great. She seems like she’s very talented.”

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Yeah, I don't know about white people, but you need a dude to cut a black mans hair (nullus) what with all those angular lines and shyt. :manny:
 

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HOW MANY STRIPPERS YOU KNOW THAT CUT HAIR?

IT WOULD HAVE TO BE A STRIP CLUB WITH BARBERS AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

A BARBER SHOP WITH STRIPPERS CAN ONLY REALISTICALLY CATER TO SINGLE ADULT MEN WITH NO SONS. GUYS USUALLY TAKE THEIR SONS TO THE SAME BARBER THEY USE. YOU WILL MISS OUT ON A LOT OF TRAFFIC I THINK.

THE SAILORS ARE A UNIQUE SITUATION THAT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN AND NOT EVEN ON A CONSISTANT BASIS. SEEMS LIKE IT IS AN ALMOST ANNUAL THING.
 

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It's funny, years ago I had this dream/idea of starting a barbershop with only sexy/dime black women barbers. Kinda like the Hooters of haircutting lol. The women would not only look good but also be highly skilled at cutting.

My thinking was: "Yeah we dudes like and respect our male barbers, but who would we rather have touching/caressing our heads and pressing close to us while getting a fresh cut." Glad to see the idea wasn't that far-fetched. :laugh:
 

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fukk that ion want no bytches in the barber shop. Barber shop is where dudes be sharin stories about hoes or stories from the street. Plus ESPN on in the barber shop, ion need some bytch talkin over my shyt. If I want titties imma hit the strip club after you could miss me with this combo punch breh
 
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