me: i'm gonna be wit yo mama.

him: nikka what the fukk you say??

me: hear me out junior

him: listen breh dont disrespect my mama.

me: i'm gonna look after yo mama good

him: i dont need details man

me: were gonna need that door key

him: what......nikka you just met her today!!

me: we already changed the security code

him: the fukk!!!??......mama!!!

me: i got you a cool 2 bedroom studio ready.

him: man get the fukk away from me.

me: i'm gonna need that rent 1st of the month.

him: mama!!!.......MAMA!!!!!!

me: here if you need me junior.....good woman yo mama