Post your latest L with the opposite sex

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Was in Wally world tonight and tried to strike up a convo with the cashier. She was a strong 8

Wasnt really even tryna holla but I can be real and say if she was feeling me, I would have took it there

She has a weird name and I say it out loud to see if I'm saying it right and she ignores me

I dont think shes ignoring me at first, I assume she just dont hear me. So I say it again

She looks at me like and then goes back to ringing me up without saying a word

that ether

 

[semicko82]

Last night at the bar, this fine a$$ chick was all on me, I was this damn close to sealing the deal.
This guy she knew walked in the bar and she dropped me like a hotcake

 

[Nobu]

it's because she saw you run away from that tranny in the bathroom and wet yourself like a lil p*ssy

 

[Bumblebreh]

Was in Wally world tonight and tried to strike up a convo with the cashier. She was a strong 8

Wasnt really even tryna holla but I can be real and say if she was feeling me, I would have took it there

She has a weird name and I say it out loud to see if I'm saying it right and she ignores me

I dont think shes ignoring me at first, I assume she just dont hear me. So I say it again

She looks at me like and then goes back to ringing me up without saying a word

that ether

Man this female retail assistant approached me on some invading my personal space and she was hooking me up with some good discounts so I thought let me spend some more cash.Now not only did one of my cards get declined but as soon as I had used one of my cards I was like I will see you later miss.

Man she was a dime and she smell good so I walked into the store the next day to return some items on some thinking let me spit some game when I saw the chick.As soon as she saw me and saw the items and the receipt she straight up and did not even acknowledge me


shyt I got plenty of stories

 

[twan83]

Wifey text me she want the D once she gets home
She gets home said hold up let me get out of my scrubs and go bathroom
5 mins later
10 mins later
I get up she sleep on the damn toilet
I left her there for 30 mins
Then woke her up talking bout okay I'm ready I briefly dozed off
I told her well he in hibernation go to sleep woman

 

[Brehcepticon]

#HandsomeGang takes no Ls

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Met this pawg online, took her out to this wine bar, suggested that we go back to her place. Got to her spot and made out with her, but waited a bit too long to close the deal. She ended up ordering uber eats...

After she finished stuffing her face, we made out some more and I suggested that we go to the bedroom, but she pretty much kicked me out, saying that her roommate would be home in a few.

And I'm pretty sure she gave me a cold. I've been sneezing and shyt for the past few days

 

[Bumblebreh]

Last night at the bar, this fine a$$ chick was all on me, I was this damn close to sealing the deal.
This guy she knew walked in the bar and she dropped me like a hotcake

Breh that is one of the oldest tricks in the game.Same shyt happens in the strip club but I cannot blame you because we are not used to get attention from dimes.Back in the day I was at the bar and this dime was talking and chilling and I was ordering drinks.She was telling that that she was attracted to men who go after what they want.Rubbing my arm and laughing at my jokes. So me being stupid I felt like a young p diddy so I let her chill with me at the v.i.p section and she was ordering drinks on my tab.I was getting a bit tipsy.So I was ready to take her back to the crib until she bounced when I had stopped getting more drinks and I was going to follow her but the security was nearby on was some straight up pay and leave motherfukker.I saw the receipt .Paid and left on some I woke up the next day thinking it was a dream but I saw the receipt and I was on some for the whole weekend.Went back to work on a monday on some

 

[Mandarin Duck]

My existence is the latest L with the opposite sex.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

My existence is the latest L with the opposite sex.

 

[King Khufu]

Lol I had some horrible experiences some time back but it was just wack because the chicks acted like they liked me but lead me on and I caught on to it which got them mad and I just stopped fukking with them
since I don't like wasting time but it's good that I cut that all short as I had a bad reason for talking to them in the first place so now I'm like it fukk it dog just trying to humble back even though it's not a good time to do that when measures getting closer to home type of deal.

 

[Cat piss martini]

a thanksgiving plate.
she dropped me a plate off
and a bottle of patron.
I unwrapped the plate and i was insulted.
mac and cheese wasnt baked.
the dressing was lightskin with
no traces of diced onions/celery,seaoning
or the aroma os sage.
the turkey looked dry and arthritic.
just tragic.

 

[FLATOP]

dont play with people's names. thats a no go

 

[Take It In Blood]

Too many to count

 

[semicko82]

My existence is the latest L with the opposite sex.

It can't be that bad
















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