Post your latest L with the opposite sex

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

My existence is the latest L with the opposite sex.

i really don't feel for you woe is me ass clowns

have some dignity

 

[P90]

Swear I get paranoid some of the broads are planted just to professionally embarrass brehs

EDIT If it seems too good to be true probably is, learned this years ago through experience

 

[Mandarin Duck]

i really don't feel for you woe is me ass clowns

have some dignity

 

[Strapped]

Wifey text me she want the D once she gets home
She gets home said hold up let me get out of my scrubs and go bathroom
5 mins later
10 mins later
I get up she sleep on the damn toilet
I left her there for 30 mins
Then woke her up talking bout okay I'm ready I briefly dozed off
I told her well he in hibernation go to sleep woman

are we sure she wasn't a he

 

[idonttouchgrass]

I was out grocery shopping, but not for much. I get down to the snack food isle when

I see this thick ass (think current pinky but with a gut, but ~5’4), chocolate, Tiny in

the face woman. Now me being facially challenged as well (except I’m actually in decent shape) thought just my kind of woman. I Check my breath and proceed to

approach her.
Just as I get up to her to kick game, her face changed to

And said “I already have a man” in a just as disgusted tone. I walked away with my

head held high, but inside I was like :

At least I still have thecoli

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

Breh that is one of the oldest tricks in the game.Same shyt happens in the strip club but I cannot blame you because we are not used to get attention from dimes.Back in the day I was at the bar and this dime was talking and chilling and I was ordering drinks.She was telling that that she was attracted to men who go after what they want.Rubbing my arm and laughing at my jokes. So me being stupid I felt like a young p diddy so I let her chill with me at the v.i.p section and she was ordering drinks on my tab.I was getting a bit tipsy.So I was ready to take her back to the crib until she bounced when I had stopped getting more drinks and I was going to follow her but the security was nearby on was some straight up pay and leave motherfukker.I saw the receipt .Paid and left on some I woke up the next day thinking it was a dream but I saw the receipt and I was on some for the whole weekend.Went back to work on a monday on some

My friend you are a sucker lool

 

[twan83]

are we sure she wasn't a he

mines

I've posted pic of my wife before as proof breh

 

[⠀X ⠀]

I was out grocery shopping, but not for much. I get down to the snack food isle when

I see this thick ass (think current pinky but with a gut, but ~5’4), chocolate, Tiny in

the face woman. Now me being facially challenged as well (except I’m actually in decent shape) thought just my kind of woman. I Check my breath and proceed to

approach her.
Just as I get up to her to kick game, her face changed to

And said “I already have a man” in a just as disgusted tone. I walked away with my

head held high, but inside I was like :

At least I still have thecoli

You shoulda been on some "how long you had that problem?"

 

[goatmane]

I was out grocery shopping, but not for much. I get down to the snack food isle when

I see this thick ass (think current pinky but with a gut, but ~5’4), chocolate, Tiny in

the face woman. Now me being facially challenged as well (except I’m actually in decent shape) thought just my kind of woman. I Check my breath and proceed to

approach her.
Just as I get up to her to kick game, her face changed to

And said “I already have a man” in a just as disgusted tone. I walked away with my

head held high, but inside I was like :

At least I still have thecoli

People not #UglyGang still dont believe this happens irl