I legitimately have no idea what they are doing right now, but I am intrigued. Imagine telling a high school Colby "Yeah, you'll become the first simultaneous WWE and US champ by beating John Cena for the
US title - No, you aren't 'pulling a Goldberg,' you go into the match as WWE champ, shut up - and then set up an angle with Sting the next night. Might be a painted up Mike Tenay cosplaying as
a band leader Mickey Mouse, though. The jury is still out on that.
Oh, by the way, your girlfriend will show your dikk to the world after you cheat on her, but you still win the WWE title at WM Play. Yeah, they stopped numbering them.
Also, Jon Stewart is sporadically involved throughout this. The
Daily Show guy? Yes, the back-of-a-$20-bill-on-weed guy"