President Vince McMahon

[Berniewood Hogan]

Honestly if we believe it doesn't really matter who is President, Trump would be the most entertaining President of all time.

Vince would be.

"Hillary... you're... FIRED!!!!"

:: corporation theme hits ::

That too. If Vince and Trump were Prez and VP, the conversations in the Oval Office alone.....wow.

"My foreign policy? Let's buy Iran and then run a watered down version of it."

"It's not war. It's Combat Entertainment. COMBAT ENTERTAINMENT GOD DAMN IT!"

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman while my wife was comatose in a wheelchair."

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"How will my administration deal with race relations? Royal Race Rumble. Winner goes to ReparationsMania GOD DAMN IT!"

 

[hayesc0]

Thread has great potential

 

[Grifter]

He'd cut off ties with Africa unless they're wearing red.

 

[Mowgli]

He'd pay the most powerful black nations military to lose a war to a small Nazi militia.

 

[jackswstd]

Cocaine would be legalized

All our allies would get buried in The Rise And Fall of NATO documentary.

He'd buy Mexico and Canada to own the competition.

The Secret Service would be replaced with oiled up Bodybuilders

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"Add a W to every government agency's acronym."

 

[GiantGonzalez]

He would push Hawaii

Briscoe and Patterson in the cabinet

 

[Lanny Piffo]

Bill chasing interns while Hillary negotiates last minute deals>>>

 

[Grifter]

Executive Order to take out all Pandas.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Briscoe and Patterson in the cabinet

"Oh a cabinet? Is that what Pat's in?"

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Combat entertainment

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"Stop using the term 'citizen.' They're the U.S.A. Universe."

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

"Africa, I don't care if it's a continent damn it, we'll call it...The Nation of Underdevelopment"

"Boko Harem? Their getting too much heat...bury 'em."

 

[jackswstd]

All bills introduced to congress no longer need a vote, it's settled in a Team Dems vs Team Repubs Battle Royal.

Kane gets appointed to Secretary of State.