Me and a cellmate got into because my commissary was juking and I never went to chow. Just chilled in my room and watched ESPN eating my own food. We each had a hotpot (just heats up water for coffee and ramen etc). He would come back over the course of about a week saying little slick shyt like "I had more noodles than this" or "my pot isnt getting hot, did you touch it?" Mind you, Im jailhouse balling. I bought any and everything just cause. Anything to make myself more comfortable. He was spending like $25 at commissary. Im spending like $150-$200 plus each time we go so I clearly dont want/need shyt of his.
Im fresh out the hole and on a new deck but I'd been there a couple years already so folks knew me. Buddy ass get to talking reckless saying im staying back from chow to eat his food and woofing all in the day room so I just say "we'll see" knowing he gotta come back in the room when they lock up. I aint even have to put hands on this dude. Some folks that knew me from the other deck came to my room and asked if I wanted them to fukk him because they aint like him anyway but didnt want to get down on him if I wanted to do it myself. I said "do yall"
He got stomped out and sent to the dispensary. Next dude gets assigned my cell, white guy named Rusty. I keep my shyt organized and kept some food in another dudes cell because COs would take your shyt if it cant all fit in your property box. Anyways, I noticed my ramen wasnt organized right and I was missing a couple plus some stuff that people put in it like refried beans and summer sausages. I immediately slide on Rusty at the card table, tell him I dont care how you do it, who you gotta steal from or borrow from but I better have my food back in my box by the time I come back from the library. He tried to get aggy and I said all that day room woofin dont mean shyt because you gotta come back in that cell no matter what. I got movement today so when I get back from my movement I want my shyt back. I dont care if you didnt take it, Im putting that shyt on you no matter what. I came back from the library and the stuff that I could tell was taken was on the table. I wasnt the same flavor of ramen but ramen and the other shyt was replaced. When they locked the doors and left the deck I told him to get down off the bunk. He did, then I rocked his shyt for touching my food. He tried to fight back a little but I kept bouncing him off the walls and he just balled up. Problem was, we went on lockdown later that day over something and I had to be the person to get the food trays and give it to him so the COs wouldnt see his face if he got up to get the trays and put me back in the hole.
I basically had to serve this cac for 15days of lockdown while his shyt cleared up. The first time I noticed that he had his hand out for the food trays and didnt get down off the bed, I threw that shyt at him.
Anyway, dont touch people food. And fukk Rusty and that other nikka that thought I touched his shyt.
Im fresh out the hole and on a new deck but I'd been there a couple years already so folks knew me. Buddy ass get to talking reckless saying im staying back from chow to eat his food and woofing all in the day room so I just say "we'll see" knowing he gotta come back in the room when they lock up. I aint even have to put hands on this dude. Some folks that knew me from the other deck came to my room and asked if I wanted them to fukk him because they aint like him anyway but didnt want to get down on him if I wanted to do it myself. I said "do yall"
He got stomped out and sent to the dispensary. Next dude gets assigned my cell, white guy named Rusty. I keep my shyt organized and kept some food in another dudes cell because COs would take your shyt if it cant all fit in your property box. Anyways, I noticed my ramen wasnt organized right and I was missing a couple plus some stuff that people put in it like refried beans and summer sausages. I immediately slide on Rusty at the card table, tell him I dont care how you do it, who you gotta steal from or borrow from but I better have my food back in my box by the time I come back from the library. He tried to get aggy and I said all that day room woofin dont mean shyt because you gotta come back in that cell no matter what. I got movement today so when I get back from my movement I want my shyt back. I dont care if you didnt take it, Im putting that shyt on you no matter what. I came back from the library and the stuff that I could tell was taken was on the table. I wasnt the same flavor of ramen but ramen and the other shyt was replaced. When they locked the doors and left the deck I told him to get down off the bunk. He did, then I rocked his shyt for touching my food. He tried to fight back a little but I kept bouncing him off the walls and he just balled up. Problem was, we went on lockdown later that day over something and I had to be the person to get the food trays and give it to him so the COs wouldnt see his face if he got up to get the trays and put me back in the hole.
I basically had to serve this cac for 15days of lockdown while his shyt cleared up. The first time I noticed that he had his hand out for the food trays and didnt get down off the bed, I threw that shyt at him. Anyway, dont touch people food. And fukk Rusty and that other nikka that thought I touched his shyt.
