Procuring a sugar momma

[Krisrunner2049]

I know I been outgrown y’all but I been wanting a sugar momma cuz I’m broke asf and trying to bodybuild and not getting far with living off what my family eats. Who’s had a sugar momma before? My ass was thinking just to hang around Beverly Hills until I see a white woman in her 40s on some bored housewife tip

 

[BlackDiBiase]

do you look good in a suit, get a suit or some shoes, trousers and shirt, print a set of business cards, and shame on your stupid ass path for the dollar

 

[King Sun]

Better get that fall from grace starter kit.

 

[goatmane]

Go to your doctor, local big hospital.. got alot of lonely bytches w/ money.

only prob is, they got 4 days off

 

[BlackDiBiase]

so once you've scooped your "momma" in them clean fits and you drop your business card. you are "unaware" of this and she will pick it up.

SM : hey mister you dropped your *looks at card* .... business card.

You : keep it, pipe dreams of garbage.

SM :

You : but a mere fool i was, you never tell any one the path you trail for it leaves it room to be breached.

SM :

You : Thank you.

SM :

paypal me 250 dollars for the play by play pimp-chi manual. you're welcome.

 

[Software]

1) Be not ugly

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Get a job. Be your own sugar momma

 

[Krisrunner2049]

Go to your doctor, local big hospital.. got alot of lonely bytches w/ money.

only prob is, they got 4 days off

good looking out some of these kaiser nurses be flirting with me too much, I thought they were just bored now I see

1) Be not ugly

already got that part beat​

 

[Software]

good looking out some of these kaiser nurses be flirting with me too much, I thought they were just bored now I see

already got that part beat​

 

[Womb Raider]

Go to the grocery store and find an older milf who’s dtf

I had a sugar momma at 17 using that method

 

[⠀X ⠀]

I know I been outgrown y’all but I been wanting a sugar momma cuz I’m broke asf and trying to bodybuild and not getting far with living off what my family eats. Who’s had a sugar momma before? My ass was thinking just to hang around Beverly Hills until I see a white woman in her 40s on some bored housewife tip

That’s exactly what you should do. Try to find out which night is “cougar night”. Around here, it’s Thursday. Just post up at the bar and chat up the ladies. There ain’t much to it