Takes a hustler to know one. Takes a bullshyter to see when other people are full of shyt.
Despite having clear evidence, and only armed with common sense, street smarts, and an understanding of human nature, I’m about to list profession I suspect are regularly finessing the public. Not to say that everyone in positions in these jobs are finessing, but that a good amount of them are.
Scientist - These mothafukkas can flat out lie to the public and the average person will take them at their word. Also, think about this - A good amount of studies are commissioned. If I’m paying you, please believe you gonna find what I want you to. And if you paying me, please believe I’m gonna tell you what you want to hear. It’s sommany contradictory studies. nikkas just told me Pluto wasn’t a planet a few years ago, the fukk smh. So these nikkas can constantly be wrong and it’s ok. Which brings me to my next job...
Weatherman - nikka what the fukk? These fools can consistently be wrong as fukk and still have job security. The fukk is a Doppler radar? If I was a weatherman, I wouldn’t put no time in my craft. The would just repeat whatever the weatherman on the rival station said
Archeologists- Does anyone know about old ass animal bones and fossils and shyt enough to even question shyt these people tell us? The only people who could do that are other archeologists. What if they all in cahoots? I don’t have proof, but I got street smarts, so I can tell you that at least half of archeological finds are fraudulent. nikkas finding old scribes and shyt from the 1300’s. Man if you don’t get all the way the fukk outta here
Psychologist- Of course you gonna look smart if your job is to talk to crazy mothafukkas. fukk outta here. I suspect half of these fools are full of shyt
I high key got way more but I don’t feel like writing a fukking book
Despite having clear evidence, and only armed with common sense, street smarts, and an understanding of human nature, I’m about to list profession I suspect are regularly finessing the public. Not to say that everyone in positions in these jobs are finessing, but that a good amount of them are.
Scientist - These mothafukkas can flat out lie to the public and the average person will take them at their word. Also, think about this - A good amount of studies are commissioned. If I’m paying you, please believe you gonna find what I want you to. And if you paying me, please believe I’m gonna tell you what you want to hear. It’s sommany contradictory studies. nikkas just told me Pluto wasn’t a planet a few years ago, the fukk smh. So these nikkas can constantly be wrong and it’s ok. Which brings me to my next job...
Weatherman - nikka what the fukk? These fools can consistently be wrong as fukk and still have job security. The fukk is a Doppler radar? If I was a weatherman, I wouldn’t put no time in my craft. The would just repeat whatever the weatherman on the rival station said
Archeologists- Does anyone know about old ass animal bones and fossils and shyt enough to even question shyt these people tell us? The only people who could do that are other archeologists. What if they all in cahoots? I don’t have proof, but I got street smarts, so I can tell you that at least half of archeological finds are fraudulent. nikkas finding old scribes and shyt from the 1300’s. Man if you don’t get all the way the fukk outta here
Psychologist- Of course you gonna look smart if your job is to talk to crazy mothafukkas. fukk outta here. I suspect half of these fools are full of shyt
I high key got way more but I don’t feel like writing a fukking book