Protocol on receiving texts from ppl (wmn) with wrong #???

[Easy-E]

I made this becuz I mite be killing bred game.

Last night right after work:

(Obviously a woman): Are you asleep? (paraphrasing--I deleted)

Me: Who's this?

Her: Really?

I had to cut my phone off that childishness. I just got off work.

It was a Maryland number. I've had this num for a min, when I was in the DMV. I was getting wrong num calls to a year or two.

But: I just got another...

Her: Were you asleep or with your new boo?!

I think I got a breh in trouble.

 

[Boogie]

Ask for nudes.

 

[Mowgli]

I fukked a wrong number before.

Fucjed a girl who's car I hit.

But when you know jujitsu you can sell a lighter to a nikka that's on fire

 

[Easy-E]

But when you know jujitsu you can sell a lighter to a nikka that's on fire

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

@ you brehs and all these missed opportunities



Im with @Mowgli



anytime I get a wrong number, I try to convert it into a sale

I even holla at telemarketers

or rather.... they holla @ me



women love my voice..... they tell me I got the voice of a gawd...

I had a telemarketer tell me her panties was getting wet and that she might need to give me a call later on that night

cute sexy thang.... but she turned out to be a thug


she got fired from the job not too long after that

I always wonder if that was my fault

maybe her boss went back and listened to a recording of our phone call

 

[blackzeus]

I fukked a wrong number before.

Fucjed a girl who's car I hit.

But when you know jujitsu you can sell a lighter to a nikka that's on fire

I'm gonna plagiarize the sh*t out that line

 

[Makavalli]

Search the number in facebook and if u like what u see spit game

 

[Couth]

i ignore it completely. Too paranoid to be conversing with people i don't know.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Search the number in facebook and if u like what u see spit game

spit game anyway and just practice

 

[Smoke]

Ask for nudes.

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"Nah baby, I was half sleep my bad. Send me something tho *wink emoji*"

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

I gave my number incorrectly for some freak talk and she sent it and someone read some explicit things. I tried to call the number but no answer. They probably ignored it.

 

[Aceofspades404]

yall really this thirsty?
I had this happen to me except it was a phone call. I hung up so quick

 

[Makavalli]

spit game anyway and just practice

What if its a tranny bruh?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

What if its a tranny bruh?

never had that happen to me before







one time it was a dude tho....

he texted me cussing

so I'm like and asked what the prob was

dude accidentally put the wrong digit when he was tryna text his ex that cheated on him

I told him stay up

 

[Mowgli]

I'm gonna plagiarize the sh*t out that line

Its cool, its just a rendition of a similar line.

Watch how easy it is to make these up.

Sell water to a nikka thats drowning
Sell a rock to a mountain
Sell a mime performance to a school for the blind.

Etc.