Your life is acid stained.
Listen to your wife and rip that energy saver sticker of your mini-fridge or what ever that is.
I don't know what the hell that thing is, but I can tell you what it isn't! A freakin fitted cap. Or a pair of timbs.
Who keeps the advertising on their fridge.What you want the world to know your saving $1.50 a month on your electric bill?
