Public bathroom etiquette 101

[Golayitdown]

Wash your fukkING hands!

I've noticed that these types are the ones who stick their hands in publicly accessible goods..

This middle aged dude that used to work at my job was notorious for this. I always noticed that he'd use the bathroom (#1 or #2 ) and NEVER wash his tentacles. Dude also has a permanent cough/wheeze from smoking and always uses his hands to catch his germs.

One day at work, we had a company lunch (deli sandwiches) and a family sized bag of Lay's for everyone to share. This fukker OPENS the bag, sticks his hand in like the claw from Toy Story and pulled out a whole handful of chips...TWICE!

It permanently scarred me. Whenever someone touches food like that, I now have the mental image of this a$$hole pissing in the chips..

 

[Illuminatos]

I must confess: I don't like to use soap when I wash my hands in the public bathroom cause them shyts get ashy as fukkkkkkk.

 

[Harry Sax]

I must confess: I don't like to use soap when I wash my hands in the public bathroom cause them shyts get ashy as fukkkkkkk.

YOU A NASTY ASS nikka

 

[Illuminatos]

YOU A NASTY ASS nikka

nikka i'll smack ya mom with these dirty ass hands.

 

[patscorpio]

The bigger question is, where is the toilet paper? Did they not wipe?

nikkas think they on some immaculate shytting shyt lol

 

[315]

I don't even use urinals, shyts seem like they were invented by gay men. I go in the toilet regardless of what I have to do

 

[CantStop]

why would you take a shyt at work anyways? took one shyt at school but that was before a basketball game and I REALLY had to go and no one was there. Cacs take daily shyts at work or school like it's normal.

 

[obarth]

1. Don't look at my shoes under the stall when I'm trying to take a shyt, tryna solve the mystery of the bubble guts or some shyt. Ol Nancy Drew ass nikka. Hardy Boys in the face ass nikka. Looking at me like later on in the day.

2. Don't glance between the crack between the door and the rest of the stall when you walk in or out of the bathroom. LL Cool J eating an apple at a peep show in the Doin' It video ass nikka. Looking at me like while I'm trying to take a shyt in peace.

3. Don't let me catch you doing quick glances at my dikk at the urinal. Tryna be stealthy, ol Solid Snake ass nikka. Daniel Craig in the face ass nikka. That shyt is awkward as hell. I'm tryna relieve myself and catch you like in my peripheral.

 

[Harry Sax]

nikka i'll smack ya mom with these dirty ass hands.

i doubt it

 

[Illuminatos]

In middle school we used to clown nikkas who took shyts during school.

It was mean but we would grab a bunch of paper towels, wet it and hrow it over the stall. shyt was cruel af.

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

Sit down when you urinate, wash youself off after a number 1 and or a number 2. Bring a water bottle or something in with you to use to wash off.

 

[Harry Sax]

In middle school we used to clown nikkas who took shyts during school.

It was mean but we would grab a bunch of paper towels, wet it and hrow it over the stall. shyt was cruel af.

i do this at work...and also cut all the lights out and leave

 

[Illuminatos]

i do this at work...and also cut all the lights out and leave

We used to do that shyt too.


Them nikkas took it too far tho. The light switch was outside the bathroom so they used to lock the door and turn the lights off so that nikka would be stuck in the dark with his shytty pants. And when he tried to open the door there would be like 5 of us leaning on the door. shyt had us

Savage ass nikkas

 

[Kliq_Souf]

no moaning when u peeing breh