The Nigerian
The Realest Member of TheColi
Okay, so I'm sitting in this focus group for some ritzy t*tsy wine company. The group was three snobbish white dudes, one was a lawyer, the othe two were day traders. The fourth was a breh. Homie seemed to be doing well for himself, materially at least. He was a physical trainer.
When he said that the first thing I thought when he announced that was "I'm in better shape than this guy…"
Then later that day I was staring at the gym across the street and thinking "Those are some hot chicks. I wanna join."
Then I remembered the one dude at the focus group. I changed that thought to myself "I would like to work with those chicks."
Shortly after that I got a call from my sister. During the conversation she was lamenting the idea of being an accountant and how she concluded that the 9-5 lifestyle is one that leads to an early grave and an unfulfilled life. I didn't disagree.
Just wondering… what's good with this physical trainer lifestyle? What's it like to be in shape for a living? What are the pros and the cons? How does one get in on this?
When he said that the first thing I thought when he announced that was "I'm in better shape than this guy…"
Then later that day I was staring at the gym across the street and thinking "Those are some hot chicks. I wanna join."
Then I remembered the one dude at the focus group. I changed that thought to myself "I would like to work with those chicks."
Shortly after that I got a call from my sister. During the conversation she was lamenting the idea of being an accountant and how she concluded that the 9-5 lifestyle is one that leads to an early grave and an unfulfilled life. I didn't disagree.
Just wondering… what's good with this physical trainer lifestyle? What's it like to be in shape for a living? What are the pros and the cons? How does one get in on this?


. Racks on racks on racks.

