Dame Dash's Motor Oil
Not From Harlem
Over the past few years we saw many fake ass bytch made "challengers" to the Cleveland Cavs (or Miami Heat before them) and the so called "King", also known as LeFlop and the GOAT to people under 12 years old
Lots of 4-0 and 4-1 series with zero heart shown, those bums were just laying down for him, ass up face down

And many more...
But not these cats
They gave him everything he could handle, made him pull every trick, I meant flop, outta his bag, made him go to the locker room before the fourth, scrambling to find his Miami "protein" stash...
They deserve our respect and should walk into offseason proudly, unlike those trash ass nikkas below
As for the so called "GOAT", good luck chasing the ghost of the real GOAT wit those overpaid Klutch Sports bums on your squad
Oh that's right, you're just gonna press reset and run to yet another superteam
Good luck to Joel Embiid or Channing Frye with an accent (his role from now on)
I'm sure he's gonna enjoy Bron Ball
Lots of 4-0 and 4-1 series with zero heart shown, those bums were just laying down for him, ass up face down


And many more...
But not these cats

They gave him everything he could handle, made him pull every trick, I meant flop, outta his bag, made him go to the locker room before the fourth, scrambling to find his Miami "protein" stash...

They deserve our respect and should walk into offseason proudly, unlike those trash ass nikkas below
As for the so called "GOAT", good luck chasing the ghost of the real GOAT wit those overpaid Klutch Sports bums on your squad
Oh that's right, you're just gonna press reset and run to yet another superteam

Good luck to Joel Embiid or Channing Frye with an accent (his role from now on)
I'm sure he's gonna enjoy Bron Ball


