lucky lefty
Most Annoying Jay Z (aka GOAT) Stan of All Time
After years of being lyrically decapitated by the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd, including getting bodied so badly on Welcome 2 NYC that he gained an additional 3 sales of Come Gossip With Me due to ppl wanting it as a memorial booklet to remember him by, Queen Jaffe thought perhaps the nightmare that was his career as one of the GOAT Hov's most easily destroyed punching bag was over
Bad enough he'd spent his entire god awful attempt at a career being an infinitely inferior to the GOAT Hov ass, lyrically remedial, flow challenged, brick factory dropping, sorry ass excuse for a struggle rapper who got bodied by the GOAT Hov more often than his momma got skeeted in raw by strange dikk, but after the GOAT Hov's latest GOATly comeback & announcing his Struggle Season 2 Barnyard Birthday Barmitzvah (sp) Motel 8 Ballroom Class of 19-Flabby-&-Sick Tour he figured life couldn't be any worst
Then it was revealed that even his #1 fruit booty cheerleader Jimmy Joyner Kersee aka Usain Dolt aka Jim Jonesing-for-attn-from-Hov-cuz-his-sperm-donor-never-gave-him-any aka Michael BOLTon aka Jimmy Gonzalez aka Chrissy's washed up p*ssy whipped child support slave was so enthralled by the GOATness of the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd he was spotted at the celebration for the GOAT debut album & GOAT lyrical masterpiece Reasonable Doubt, thus cementing Queen Jaffe's WOAT status as both a struggle rapper and god awful excuse for a Boss of All bytch nikkaz
Bad enough he'd spent his entire god awful attempt at a career being an infinitely inferior to the GOAT Hov ass, lyrically remedial, flow challenged, brick factory dropping, sorry ass excuse for a struggle rapper who got bodied by the GOAT Hov more often than his momma got skeeted in raw by strange dikk, but after the GOAT Hov's latest GOATly comeback & announcing his Struggle Season 2 Barnyard Birthday Barmitzvah (sp) Motel 8 Ballroom Class of 19-Flabby-&-Sick Tour he figured life couldn't be any worst
Then it was revealed that even his #1 fruit booty cheerleader Jimmy Joyner Kersee aka Usain Dolt aka Jim Jonesing-for-attn-from-Hov-cuz-his-sperm-donor-never-gave-him-any aka Michael BOLTon aka Jimmy Gonzalez aka Chrissy's washed up p*ssy whipped child support slave was so enthralled by the GOATness of the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd he was spotted at the celebration for the GOAT debut album & GOAT lyrical masterpiece Reasonable Doubt, thus cementing Queen Jaffe's WOAT status as both a struggle rapper and god awful excuse for a Boss of All bytch nikkaz