Question for the simps...

[DIMES]

I'm a reformed simp.

But fukk yea nikka. I got mad p*ssy in my simp days. Just as much as I get now. In fact more cuz back then i used to actively crack at girls. Now i just hit whoever


If a bytch wants to fukk you already? No amount of simping can ruin that. After you guys get used to each other the simping will make her cheat (happened to me). But when you first meet her its really not a problem.

I actually have a female whose super loyal to me. To the point where she'll literally give me all her paychecks. And now i'm team #HOH but when i met her i was simping hard. Simping is what got her to fall in love with me. Erratic behavour, drug use, and psychopathic/abusive tendencies are what made her stay.

Word. I never understood how simps could get girls but sooner or later the girls cheats on him

 

[TXTrill1]

For real? You think I was playin myself, breh?

Well damn that would be funny.

Not as funny as you believing me though.

Is the simpotry that serious? I tried to make my story as outrageous as possible.

You ain't gotta front g. If it happened it happened

 

[TXTrill1]

I'm a reformed simp.

But fukk yea nikka. I got mad p*ssy in my simp days. Just as much as I get now. In fact more cuz back then i used to actively crack at girls. Now i just hit whoever


If a bytch wants to fukk you already? No amount of simping can ruin that. After you guys get used to each other the simping will make her cheat (happened to me). But when you first meet her its really not a problem.

I actually have a female whose super loyal to me. To the point where she'll literally give me all her paychecks. And now i'm team #HOH but when i met her i was simping hard. Simping is what got her to fall in love with me. Erratic behavour, drug use, and psychopathic/abusive tendencies are what made her stay.

Ever fukk a hoe offa Coli, ProjectCovo, or SOHH from simpin?

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

You ain't gotta front g. If it happened it happened

Word. 2 years, breh.

Thanks for understanding.

Spoiler

 

[Couth]

Ever fukk a hoe offa Coli, ProjectCovo, or SOHH from simpin?

Lol nah. I found coli after i had been reformed.

 

[TXTrill1]

Word. 2 years, breh.

Thanks for understanding.

Spoiler

We here for you my nikka

 

[UpAndComing]

Chess not checkers, my g.

I was mad when they shut down SOHH though cause I put in like 2 years with this chick and I know she was gon send me a p*ssy pic soon.

I was so close.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

For real? You think I was playin myself, breh?

Well damn that would be funny.

Not as funny as you believing me though.

Is the simpotry that serious? I tried to make my story as outrageous as possible.

I think it says a lot about the sad state of men that this story is actually believable.