MurderToCassette
Sa Da Tay
"I am comfortable and I love you"
Quote the funniest post you've read on thecoli recently...
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everyday on hereIt's been hours since he posted, breh on the side of the highway running home like
Asking for directions at the gas station like
His bro spotted him at Arby's now they're in there like
One lone breh in the cut looking at these brehs like
Meanwhile back at the office, his homegirl is like
These two posts nearly took my life on everything!
That shyt had me weak
KingsOfKings
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Talking about Charleston White response to T.I diss track
Uh yeah yeah uh huh Clifford ya-ya-ya got bars for me. Talk about Cloverland Tip. Uh yeah tell them the real about dat there. I don't rap my boi I'm a Texas mutafah with ZERO studio tyme , but all the time in the world.Around here we got them big Shooters...hell I had guns before ya silly ass knew what a gun was my boi.
And ya son still look like a muppet lil ugly mutafah. Uh huh I say it yea and ya wife look like pepper pig. I don't watch that shyt but ya my nieces and nephew sit indian styleeeee in fronta the TV and watch that shat. And ya that they look like ol telling ass nikka. Probably was on ya way to tell right goddamn nah the minute ya left the studio.
Uh huh yep talking about you a kiiiiiiiiing but according to my understanding a king has control over his castle. Ya gurl brought a BBL uh huh yeah she went brought her ass down to Dr. Miami and brought a bbl ...yeah she wanted to get one uh them big ole asses like them IG models one uh dem big basketball bootays... yes she did (long pause) didn't nothing to her face. Let me tell something tip, let me tell ya something my boiiii, my momha use to tell me as a lil boy in Fort Werth she said Son beauty only skin deep and ugly well ugly is too the bone. Uhh huh yeah yes it is.........(long drawn out pause) and that Tiny to a T my boi. And down here we don't think ya no king of rap to beGan with my boi...yeah everyone knows Face the king of the south. Uh huh bet you won't argue about that there...witcha telling ass. Yeah ya-ya-ya seen how I did Boskoe old face ass huh huh , seen how I did Boosie, ya Boosie Boo he don't eeeeen response no more with his dumb ass. And since you so tough with that nikka tell I said wipe his mouth area cause Charleston tieddddd of seeing him going live with the white around his lip. Ya uhh huh Boosie Boo clearly got some thing going on over there we ain't aware of. And you do too! Old ass nikka with started kit dreads trying to relive his second childhood!!!!
KingsOfKings
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Gotta start paying more attention in this section cause y'all funny as hell on here 
richaveli83
Veteran
KingADOS is a weak ass man
Originally it was "King Zimbabwe is a weak ass man." That thread title cracks me the fukk up EVERYTIME I see it!
KingsOfKings
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Everytime it gets bump I laugh out loud.KingADOS is a weak ass man
Originally it was "King Zimbabwe is a weak ass man." That thread title cracks me the fukk up EVERYTIME I see it!
LevelUp
Posting on THECOLI & MIND MY BUSINESS..
Talking about Charleston White response to T.I diss track