R.Kelly wants to babysit your neice

[Un-AmericanDreamer]

The pied piper sees with your niece and comes to you asking if he can babysit her, he pays you $200,000 up front as collateral , no questions asked no strings attached. Only that you keep it a secret. He only asks that he be left alone with her for 4 whole hours. Do you leave your neice in R. Kelly's custody for 4 hours?

 

[Just like bruddas]

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

fukk no

 

[ClassyME]

Leave these hypothetical questions to @H@LLOW


The dumbest hypothetical shyt "sell your kid to R Kelly "

 

[Klyk21]

OP, you obviously have rkelly like fantasies....so no, I would allow YOU to babysit my niece you sick fukk

 

[Un-AmericanDreamer]

I would, my neice is like 16 or 17, she's old enough to get out of the way when she see piss comming.

 

[just my thoughts]

So Shakespearean breh

 

[VerbalIntercourse]

Sad part is... This actually happens all the time in other countries. Families are so poor that they actually say yes to a proposition like this.

 

[Non Sequitur]

I don't even like my little nieces(bratty little shyts) so, yeah, I'm gonna be counting my 200k like



Nothing's gonna happen, anyway...





...that wasn't even him in the video

 

[Cat piss martini]

wahbert would get hit everywhere but under
his damn feet....

 

[Binary]

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

yes. most teenage girls are fukking anyway

 

[havoc00]

why not?

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

I would take your money and piss on your face.