Random Chaucer roster member story time!

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So I been single for a min

Was trying to work shyt out with my ex, who literally was diagnosed bipolar but wouldn't take the meds.


So I am a proponent of having a full roster while single


I advise men and women to do so



So leh me tell u about this 1 chick that was on my roster
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She was gorgeous

5'2
The most exquisite chocolate
Former professional cheerleader



No kids
Never married

Beautiful


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So we met and started dating and shyt

And I noticed the bad signs:

Car was always dirty
She really didn't have any female friends

Always had to have a glass of wine.


But shawty was so bad
And chocolate


I was thinking about wifing her up




Once I started hitting that
Shawty would literally try to stay with me from Friday to Tuesday


At 1st it was cool cause I was literally falling asleep with my dikk in the p*ssy and wake up and start all over


Shawty would kill this big ass bottle of wine by herself
And it was some nasty ass dry ass pinot

She would get drunk
Then start arguments about shyt I had no clue
And would want me to apologize
Then i would and she would just get all freaky and we would fukk crazy


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1 day she kept reminding me that her period was supposed to come on that Saturday
And talking bout her period is always exact



That Saturday came and she called me crying saying she think she pregnant


Talking bout she late


I was like "how u late and it ain't even been 1 day"



So of course the period came later that night
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Now by this time I was still feeling her but just feeling like she off a lil



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Then 1 day she told me she needed to tell me about her past


She told me she had a miscarriage the year before

She said she didn't know who the father of the baby was



Said she was messing with 1 dude

And

Also having an affair with a married preacher who had 4 kids








So basically I relegated her to smash only status from there on


Until my ex showed up 1 Sunday while she was there and threatened to slash all 4 of Ole girls tires....


Which is a whole nother story

 

[CarbonBraddock]

i didn't read the story but is it true that you killed a man?

 

[-G$-]

 

[big bun]

In.

 

[010101]

a mess*

 

[Paradise]

Well...



I don't got nothing better to do keep talking

 

[Afro]

 

[Coco Loco]

Chaucer where in the hell do you find these women? You got to do better sir.

 

[Critical Distance]

You'll probably always have this type of fukkery in your life.

 

[Lord Poison]

Until my ex showed up 1 Sunday while she was there and threatened to slash all 4 of Ole girls tires....


Which is a whole nother story

You gotta share this one too breh Which one of them was crazier overall between the 2?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Chaucer where in the hell do you find these women? You got to do better sir.

So u blame the victim


I dont find women
They everywhere

U don't find oxygen


Perhaps u can guide me to something

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

You gotta share this one too breh Which one of them was crazier overall between the 2?

The ex Def but she couldn't help herself

 

[TRY GOD]

Ok, im calling , aint no way you aint hitting nothing but bussdowns at this pount in your life.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Ok, im calling , aint no way you aint hitting nothing but bussdowns at this pount in your life.

Man stfu

U a 3rd world ass nikka just now catching Living Single on TV for the first time

 

[TRY GOD]

Oh read past the first few sentences, she is a bussdown, my bad breh