Random NBA Observations 2025 - 2026

[DoubleJ13]

Minnesota just keeps handing it to Randle to fukk around

 

[42 Monks]

clippers

 

[LV Koopa]

This nikka is the Kobe Bryant of the word "unserious"



Just embodies doing whatever with 0 regard

Next iteration of Nick Young

 

[valet]

Sounds like some 8th graders

 

[Primetime]

Clippers need to release Nicolas Batum so he can go back home to Charlotte for a proper farewell tour @42 Monks

 

[42 Monks]

Clippers need to release Nicolas Batum so he can go back home to Charlotte for a proper farewell tour @42 Monks

negged and reported

hope you wake up lactose intolerant tomorrow

 

[Don Homer]

Lemme guess, this is Kerr’s fault

 

[Regular_P]

cleveland

If the fire alarm wasn't already going off, it is now. The problem for them is the time to make changes was during the offseason.

Their flameout could be excused by injuries (again...) and Indiana having a run for the ages. All their guys still had high value.

Now? I don't see how anybody on the roster besides Mitchell would fetch a good return. Maybe Mobley would get a decent return but he's on a full max contract because of that bogus DPOY he got and there's nothing to suggest he'll ever be anything more than a third option.

I think they coulda called Orlando and got the Bane package in return for Garland over the summer but now?

He isn't as bad as his play this season but he's an undersized guard who's always banged up when the playoffs come around and the nagging injuries are becoming more frequent. That on a massive contract is not appealing.

They rolled the dice on bringing everybody back and it's blowing up in their face.

 

[T-K-G]

Lemme guess, this is Kerr’s fault

Pat spencer got Kerr cussing in interviews


Podz and Kuminga are outta here new white pokemon discovered and his jersey number is so nasty it may actually become a classic

That white and brown joint kinda smooth no pun intended

i didn't see that Kerr flat out said Spencer took their minutes cuz he actually listens to the coach



Get your job taken by a porn-stached white guy on a 2way brehs no pun intended

 

[T-K-G]

Betting on Donovan Mitchell must be infuriating.

nikka will have 4 points the first half and somehow end up with 34



LaVine is a less consistent version of the same shyt, random pops out and makes 8 three's exactly then go back asleep


With giannis hurt they been saving me in fantasy league tho.




IRL i think Donovan Mitchell has consistently been paired up with very beta 2nd and 3rd options in extremely undesirable cities idk what he can do but demand a trade and deal with the PR hit that'll come his way


Cavs bench scored 13 meanwhile the warriors bench (bottom of the bench since all the stars sat out) scored like 50

 

[holidayinn21]

So Jalen Johnson went from fringe all-star last year to possible First-team All-NBA in Year 5

I don't think I've seen a jump like this before

 

[T-K-G]

So Jalen Johnson went from fringe all-star last year to possible First-team All-NBA in Year 5

I don't think I've seen a jump like this before

Deni? He's up double the amount of points Jalen is up

He averaged 17ppg last year and is at 26ppg right now

Jalen went from 19ppg to 23ppg

 

[valet]

 

[The War Report]

They neutered the shyt out NBA TV. Not even worth watching now.

 

[dizzy4111]

Franz just wrecked his knee

Can't put any weight on it