RANT: Am I the only a-hole who doesn’t give out Halloween candy?

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

When I used to do it, I gave each kid 2 pieces each, and some of them had the nerve to say,

“That’s it.”




I was:



And when I used to work retail, I ALWAYS got stuck giving out the candy for mall trick or treating.

Kids would take 3 and 4 giant handfuls of candy. And grown ass adults wearing costumes would want candy too. And big ass teens with no costumes came through.

Don’t even get me started on the adults with BABIES who insist on taking candy for a baby who can’t eat candy, and has no idea what it’s wearing or what is happening.

I remember how much fun it was when we were trick or treating, and my friend’s mom would take us, and we’d go back to their house for ziti afterwards.

(We went to the white neighborhood, because they had better candy)


They were looking at us like:


But now, fukk dem kids

 

[Booker T Garvey]

My parents haven't given out candy since the 90's...just keep the light off and nobody will come up to the house

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Motion sensor lights

 

[old pig]

I don’t give out candy either but it’s not out of animosity or anything...in 2019 I just don’t think it’s a good idea for kids to be going door to door asking strangers for candy...I just simply don’t agree w/ the practice and probably wouldn’t encourage my kids to do it either...now getting dressed up in costume and going to a little halloween party or some other related function/event is a different story

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

Living the bachelor life, I always felt it strange as a man opening the door and handing out candy to young kids.
That sounds fukked up but I'd rather skip all that

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I don't. fukk them kids

 

[flea]

if I lived in a white neighborhood I probably wouldn’t give out candy but I don’t so I give out candy so the kids can have a fun night of trick or treating

 

[Devilinurear]

When I used to do it, I gave each kid 2 pieces each, and some of them had the nerve to say,

“That’s it.”




I was:



And when I used to work retail, I ALWAYS got stuck giving out the candy for mall trick or treating.

Kids would take 3 and 4 giant handfuls of candy. And grown ass adults wearing costumes would want candy too. And big ass teens with no costumes came through.

Don’t even get me started on the adults with BABIES who insist on taking candy for a baby who can’t eat candy, and has no idea what it’s wearing or what is happening.

I remember how much fun it was when we were trick or treating, and my friend’s mom would take us, and we’d go back to their house for ziti afterwards.

(We went to the white neighborhood, because they had better candy)


They were looking at us like:


But now, fukk dem kids

Naw I lock my gate.

 

[Heafcliffe]

You're not alone, b.

Gate closed
Porchlight off

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

 

[K_dot_Mac]

My uncle puts his porch light on to let the kids know his house has candy, and then turns them off when they walk up to the door talkin bout " I got tricks but no treats"

 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

I have never given out candy in my life....I always keep the lights off

u want candy chubsie...go to the fukkin store

 

[TEH]

 

[UNATTACHED]

Halloween is my favorite holiday so I always give out candy. And anybody with a ninja costume gets a full size or king size candy

Yall some goddamn scrooges I hope yall cribs get egged