Rap Cliches

[DaveyDave]

only if you exclusively listen to eighties rock

what are some other topics that other genres talk about then? drugs? losing someone? dying? killing? off the wall stories about various things? civil rights? Hip Hop has songs about all that stuff too

 

[Non Sequitur]

Could these nikka stop fukking my bytches man?

This, too. Except Lil B


It would be an honor for him to fukk my bytch

 

[OG Talk]

1-Saying that you're the Black version of an iconic white person (white people never do this in reverse)

"Black Cobain"

"Black Deniro"

"Black Speilberg"

"Black Mick Jagger"

"Black JFK"

2-Talking about what you "used to do"

"I used to hug the block"

"I used to move white"

"I used to cock hammers"

Cool story breh...That was 20 years ago...What are you doing now?


3-Finding a creative way to explain that your car is a convertable...

"Come through with the roof missin like Jimmy Hoffa"

Oh yeah?.. Having a drop top isn't anything thats rare or impressive...The parking lot of my job has dozens of them today..


4-Performing on stage with 200 n1ggas...

When Wu-Tang did it atleast everyone had a function...Having your weed carriers stand on stage mean muggin the crowd adds nothing to your performance...

 

[wingzboy]

*Signs to an unknown shytty indie label and claims this was the "right" move commercially, because when you break it down they earning more than niccas on the majors*

*spits pimp talk on record and not falling in love with hoes, but then wives a major industry hoe*

*claims to roll deep, be affiliated with the most notorious streets gangs and welcomed in any hood in the USA, yet their reaction to a concert goer throwing a water bottle at them is to scream idle threats like a scorn ex-girlfriend, talkin bout how deep they are up in here and they about to set the goons loose*

 

[BigF]

Spitting similes and calling them metaphors.

 

[NvrCMyNut]

Being blood gang members

Spoiler

...till they run into some crips

 

[Reindeer of the Roc]

3-Finding a creative way to explain that your car is a convertable...

"Come through with the roof missin like Jimmy Hoffa"

Oh yeah?.. Having a drop top isn't anything thats rare or impressive...The parking lot of my job has dozens of them today..

911, I'D LIKE TO REPORT MY CEILING MISSING

 

[wingzboy]

1 - Take every opportunity to remind you how perfectly comfortable they are befriending killers.

2 - When their album flops, they explain it as the 10,000 album sales should be viewed in light of today's music climate and how this in fact makes them successful.

3 - Claims to be "ballin" and buyin out the bar every night for their crew. For most of these broke niccas they only way this is possibly true is if they crossing the border every night to get their whole crew drunk in some rural mexican town bar.

 

[FreshAIG]

"I'm from the Hood, I was in the streets heavy, and this rap shyt saved my life"

"This is my best album. Cause I was able to do more creatively. I got a song for everybody. Club track, songs for my thugs, songs for the ladies, all of that". It's a well rounded album"

"nikkas know I got goons and shooters on deck"

 

[Pop123]

"Cash Rules Everything Around Me"


this logic, i believe, is why probably 95% of rap music has no redeeming qualities and zero integrity. money is necessary, but these nikkas act like nothing else matters except money, terrible.




"*insert whoever is winning* is destroying hip hop!"

whoever is killing the game...after about 2 or 3 years of dominance, they become hated and are now suddenly a cancer to hip hop. i like to ask people why exactly do they hate this artist so much, the answers be so hate induced i can't help but laugh,

 

[wingzboy]

Oh and another classic one is " I never write down no verses". Yet the same nicca has to recycle verses for their radio show "freestyles"

 

[Sad Bunny]

 

[skillz2]

This pretty much sums up everything dudes still do today...

The Roots - What They Do (No Subtitles) - YouTube

Timeless classic that never gets old; as relevant back then as it now.

 

[Danie84]

/delete

 

[Danie84]

They gotI got oil money paper, and first name basis with the cartel