rate my new pick up line

[BlackEfron]

im like a crab
crack open my legs and meat will come out ;)


@no?
- blackierobiinspm

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Spoiler

 

[SheWantTheD]

Crack open dem legs and meat will come out sounds better.

Why would you want a woman to crack open your legs? And with my version you can't tell if I'm talking about the woman's or my legs.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I did chuckle tho...

 

[CosbyMadeMeSellDrugs]

Im uncomfortable

 

[Illuminatos]

So bad it's good.