Real Life Drunken Monkey Technique, Blade Included

[Phitz]

 

[Phitz]

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[Address_Unknown]

I don't know how much gong-fu movies he's watched or been a part of, but the safest way to deal with a knife fight is by running away from the idiot brandishing a knife looking to do you harm. Even if you have one yourself, just dip. Anything short of protecting your wife/seeds, deescalate and regroup. When duke stumbled, he should have booked it but his mentality had him constantly in the frame like he a Mortal Kombat character. Lucky motherfukker.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I don't know how much gong-fu movies he's watched or been a part of, but the safest way to deal with a knife fight is by running away from the idiot brandishing a knife looking to do you harm. Even if you have one yourself, just dip. Anything short of protecting your wife/seeds, deescalate and regroup. When duke stumbled, he should have booked it but his mentality had him constantly in the frame like he a Mortal Kombat character. Lucky motherfukker.

Do you realize how soft you sound?

Let somebody swing a blade at me. I'm doing this all day and then shmacking them up.

 

[Strapped]

To much Japanese Saki

 

[Phitz]

To much Japanese Saki

 

[Address_Unknown]

Do you realize how soft you sound?

Let somebody swing a blade at me. I'm doing this all day and then shmacking them up.

Spoiler: That Detroit tactical shyt goin' have yo obsolete ass like

When he manages to slip one by you and infect your whole simulated endocrine system with one jab of that decrepit blade, snap you out that bollywood fantasy real quick.
But then again you a whole Honda bot, breh. So, respectfully.

 

[yardman]

"Is the restaurant's fengshui bad?"
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[DonB90]

Send em back