Real Life Drunken Monkey Technique, Blade Included

[Phitz]

 

[Phitz]

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[Address_Unknown]

I don't know how much gong-fu movies he's watched or been a part of, but the safest way to deal with a knife fight is by running away from the idiot brandishing a knife looking to do you harm. Even if you have one yourself, just dip. Anything short of protecting your wife/seeds, deescalate and regroup. When duke stumbled, he should have booked it but his mentality had him constantly in the frame like he a Mortal Kombat character. Lucky motherfukker.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I don't know how much gong-fu movies he's watched or been a part of, but the safest way to deal with a knife fight is by running away from the idiot brandishing a knife looking to do you harm. Even if you have one yourself, just dip. Anything short of protecting your wife/seeds, deescalate and regroup. When duke stumbled, he should have booked it but his mentality had him constantly in the frame like he a Mortal Kombat character. Lucky motherfukker.

Do you realize how soft you sound?

Let somebody swing a blade at me. I'm doing this all day and then shmacking them up.

 

[Strapped]

To much Japanese Saki

 

[Phitz]

To much Japanese Saki