Real Men Don’t Dye Their Beards

[Pegasus Jackson]

That reminds me. My 48 year old ass has to apply some Just for Men to my goatee before I go to the Shaky Knees festival with my 26 year old girlfriend.

 

[CrimsonTider]

A single tear drops from my face when I see 40+ year old rapper with jet black hair.

I can only imagine the shame they have while staring in the mirror and opening the box of Just For Men.

Like breh...we all know how old you are...why are you doing that!?

Ross
diddy
ghostface


Lebron

 

[FAH1223]

Somali OGs dye their beards with henna @RadaMillz

 

[Richard Glidewell]

That reminds me. My 48 year old ass has to apply some Just for Men to my goatee before I go to the Shaky Knees festival with my 26 year old girlfriend.

We secretly routing for you breh........make sure you hit her with some of the filthiest JBO techniques.........

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

I got so much more p*ssy when I did

 

[O.T.I.S.]

@Dame Dash

Actually surprised I never seen a Dame alias

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

My facial hair is already different colors.

 

[DaPresident]

At the Hurricanes game last night, a random stranger (who honestly looked younger than me) bumped into me, and he apologized looked me dead in the face and said “Oh my bad big Unc, I didn’t mean to” it kinda messed me up…nobody outside of my friend circle (and jokingly) ever said that to me…I was legit confused smh

 

[Pegasus Jackson]

We secretly routing for you breh........make sure you hit her with some of the filthiest JBO techniques.........

I've been pounding punani since the early 90s playboy. I didn't need an internet forum.. just determination, a lukewarm bottle of Alizé, a nick bag of dirt weed and a 3rd generation VHS Heather Hunter megamix.

 

[maxamusa]

Sometimes I get stressed thinking about what to do with all this money

cop pupusa

 

[Belize King]

At the Hurricanes game last night, a random stranger (who honestly looked younger than me) bumped into me, and he apologized looked me dead in the face and said “Oh my bad big Unc, I didn’t mean to” it kinda messed me up…nobody outside of my friend circle (and jokingly) ever said that to me…I was legit confused smh

I feel you. I’m hitting 40 in four months.

 

[Hollywood Co]

Can’t lose with a lil gray in the beard on a smooth face. No woman is gonna complain

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

cop pupusa

My girl makes bomb pupusas

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Sheeeiiiit. I’m trying to holla at these young hœs