real n1ggas wipe they ass by liftin they balls and reachin up under em from the front

[charmander]

all that sittin up and squattin hunched over like a homo rubbin your a$$hole with the reacharound is some coward doulja shyt

nikkas finger poppin themselves twerkin they ass over the toilet tryna utilize some charmin, while a real nikka just stay seated on the stool and lift the dog flap up and reach down there and clean it smooth like an infant

i can't really value or trust a nikka who reach around the back to wipe, they hustlin backwards and will prolly let you down at some point


also, i don't take anyone seriously if i find out they eat guacamole or sour cream fukk is wrong with you

 

[Chill]

Guacamole

 

[ShaneTheRogue]

So you wipe towards your balls?

 

[ThugLife]

Wipin ass?


I just let the shower water run down my asscrack when I shower to clean my ass

 

[Action Jackson]

Spoiler

 

[charmander]

So you wipe towards your balls?

correct

i pretend it's my mama wiping me clean after a diaper change

 

[charmander]

while we on the subject of shyt etiquette

tell me i'm not the only young street nikka that sniffs the toilet paper after wiping to make sure everything checks out and seems normal

 

[ShaneTheRogue]

correct

i pretend it's my mama wiping me clean after a diaper change

Oedipal Complexs.......Real nikka shyt.

 

[charmander]

Oedipal Complexs.......Real nikka shyt.

my mama was a dime breh

not that i ever tried to holla or anything

 

[ugksam]

OP is weird

 

[Cat piss martini]

I shyt standing up in a jam master jay pose.

 

[ShaneTheRogue]

my mama was a dime breh

not that i ever tried to holla or anything

If you were a real nikka you'd have a Brotherson right now.

 

[charmander]

OP is weird

different strokes for different folks

 

[Just like bruddas]

Breh I literally have to get up and whip, my dikk is always touching the water.

 

[charmander]

Breh I literally have to get up and whip, my dikk is always touching the water.

either there's too much water in your toilet or you got a fruit roll up between your legs