Real Nga Facts of Life

[Groanman]

Fellas, of all the females you know or will ever meet, odds are that you will not sleep with 98% of them.

In other words.....stop SIMPING, nga. That shyt don't work.

 

[PeridotPuss]

Groanman, can you define simping for me? I've been using it all kinds of ways

 

[Groanman]

Groanman, can you define simping for me? I've been using it all kinds of ways

Sure. SIMPING is doing favors for chicks and not getting "paid" for said favors.

It's listening to a chick complain to you about her "a$$hole" boyfriend.

It's spending money on a chick that she couldn't possibly spend on herself.

It's defending chicks in the hopes of getting some p*ssy.

Exc.....Exc.

 

[Danny Up]

Sure. SIMPING is doing favors for chicks and not getting "paid" for said favors.

It's listening to a chick complain to you about her "a$$hole" boyfriend.

It's spending money on a chick that she couldn't possibly spend on herself.

It's defending chicks in the hopes of getting some p*ssy.

Exc.....Exc.

So basically any interaction with female is simping since most mens main objective is to get the pusssy?

 

[Frenchie]

Fellas, of all the females you know or will ever meet, odds are that you will not sleep with 98% of them.

Well damn... I guess its better knowin it now than later thx b

 

[Groanman]

Fellas, please realize that most "dimes" are broke and have nothing to bring to the table but p*ssy.

So basically any interaction with female is simping since most mens main objective is to get the pusssy?

Pretty much. The problem is that most dudes are too afraid to be straight up with the chick. She knows the nga want to fukk. He know he want to fukk. But the nga will beat around the bush doing goofy shyt just to get the p*ssy.

 

[UpAndComing]

So basically any interaction with female is simping since most mens main objective is to get the pusssy?

 

[Ghpstface]

Fellas, please realize that most "dimes" are broke and have nothing to bring to the table but p*ssy.

Pretty much. The problem is that most dudes are too afraid to be straight up with the chick. She knows the nga want to fukk. He know he want to fukk. But the nga will beat around the bush doing goofy shyt just to get the p*ssy.

then she leaves his bank account as dry as his dikk

 

[The Mad Titan]

Sure. SIMPING is doing favors for chicks and not getting "paid" for said favors.

It's listening to a chick complain to you about her "a$$hole" boyfriend.

It's spending money on a chick that she couldn't possibly spend on herself.

It's defending chicks in the hopes of getting some p*ssy.

Exc.....Exc.

I do this with my nikka's, and aint no homo games going on there.

I listen to them complain or vent about there girl or wife

I'm pick up, and get food for one of my homies that has been down on his luck for a couple months now.

I defend by boy's because they my boys.


But if I turn around and do the same thing for a female I'm simping?