Real talk Do still you lie?

[Ooh Marty]

i lie damn near everyday

just lied 20 mins ago

girl: hey wanna go get some lunch

me: damnnnn i wanttt to got to go to work though

(meanwhile im off today gonna play black ops 2 all day)

her: awww okk

took this bytch out to lunch 2 times bytch orders the most expensive thing on the menu expects me to pay then doesnt give up the cheeks right after

she owes u p*ssy for buying her lunch twice?

U was better off just paying a prostitute $20 buddy

 

[Kings County]

she owes u p*ssy for buying her lunch twice?

U was better off just paying a prostitute $20 buddy

we fukk regularly

but she never wanna fukk in the day plus i dont feel like spending money for her $45 dollar red lobster meal u know how many hours i gotta work to make 45 dollars damn near half my day on a meal im not even eating