Real talk, I sparred with this chick in a MMA class

[Ghpstface]

Keep training and keep demonic thoughts off the mat. The power of brazillian jiujitsu and mma is something everyone should have in case they have to protect someone they love, from a demon.

what if a demon knows bjj?

 

[unit321]

I don't see how you would have a bone before sparring. But maybe during grappling, I could see that happening.

I was in defensive tactics training in po-po academy. And so you pair up with anyone. Big, skinny, short, tall, male or female. You need to practice on different sized people. So, you have to get hands on and depending on the move, you have to grapple them down. Something about being close up to a boobie or woman's butt cheek or smelling a feminine perfume can trigger a boner. Sometimes, you can feel the blood flowing down there and it's like, "I cannot have a boner during class". Because we have to get up and pair with another person for more practice, and that might be a dude.

 

[Fredrick Thuglas]

you serious breh? This thread all

I don't really care about the story, I'm just looking for how to find a quality MMA class.

 

[semtex]

 

[A.V.]

spoken like a true clown

no ones safe.



Also, if you catching a boner in the gym, then blood ain't flowing to the appropriate muscles. You must not have warmed up, just be out of shape, or maybe u just a fukk nikka in general

 

[JasonSJackson]

Took karate in my early teens, had to spar this Indian chick at a tournament. Me, a lanky swift guy and her a small thin Indian chick........for some reason, couldn't come to grips with landing punches or kicks on her.....would have been banned from half the hotels in America if them blows struck her to hard....long story short I lost the match, cause I wouldn't let them strikes land. .....

my story is similiar to this one.........

it will remain untold tho

 

[newworldafro]

I don't see how you would have a bone before sparring. But maybe during grappling, I could see that happening.

I was in defensive tactics training in po-po academy. And so you pair up with anyone. Big, skinny, short, tall, male or female. You need to practice on different sized people. So, you have to get hands on and depending on the move, you have to grapple them down. Something about being close up to a boobie or woman's butt cheek or smelling a feminine perfume can trigger a boner. Sometimes, you can feel the blood flowing down there and it's like, "I cannot have a boner during class". Because we have to get up and pair with another person for more practice, and that might be a dude.

I wonder if their is some unspoken rule for this, like if you are on the floor and it "bones up", and everyone is getting up off the floor/mat....do you stay on the ground and act like you caught a cramp or something..... or do you scurry over to a corner and act like your stretching or something..... or do you instantly jump up and start doing jumping jacks or something like that...

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

it smells like puss juice and Victoria's Secret lotion...i smelled the leg press machine right after she got off

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

So yall spar without wearing cups?

 

[Just like bruddas]

So yall spar without wearing cups?

I did, idk about everyone else, i dont like wearing cups sometimes.

 

[Just like bruddas]

Alright update, I apologized to her and she accepted it. She's changing schools also, she told me its some in caldwell nj thats a lot cheaper and said I should come. We had lunch as apart of my apology. We spoke and it turns out she's in the medical field, we had a good time talking. We gonna try out the new spot next month also.

Of course in respect I didnt bring up what happened yesterday, but she kinda sent a shot/flirt at me when we was driving big package, small body she's like 5'9

but shes cool, told her I not gonna lose next time