Real Talk if you over 35 and buying a Nintendo Switch 2

[SNG]

And it’s not for your kids and for yourself you a bytch ass nikka. If you receding salt and pepper beared nikkaz is gaming it should only be on a PC or PS5. fukk you nikkaz doing
Huddled at a restaurant on a fukkin switch. Only time a switch should be in your hands is if your kid is sleep or not in the house or that bytch is docked. I see you on the streets playing with one as a grown ass nikka I’m smacking Luigi caps off you nikkaz

Spoiler

I’m lowkey hating on nikkaz that pre-ordered a switch 2

 

[CM_Burns]

If you're over 25 really. Toddler system

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

If you’re over 15, imagine being more concerned with playing mario kart than a drivers license

 

[SNG]

If you’re over 15, imagine being more concerned with playing mario kart than a drivers license

Didn’t you preorder a switch 2 and ain’t you over 35?

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Didn’t you preorder a switch 2 and ain’t you over 35?

No, nikka

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

Negged

 

[DaSk8D00D]

PC/XBox/PS5 simply don't have the local multiplayer games to compete with Mario Kart, Mario Party, etc. You dudes who ONLY play games by yourself or online always make yourself woefully obvious with this shyt

I already have a PS5 Pro and a 4K 120hz OLED. I am not buying a Switch 2 to replace that, I'm buying it to fill in the gaps and play everything I want to

Get your weight up instead of your hate up. Imagine posting on a video game forum and actively hating on a new console release

All your Debbie downer ass nikkas are just SALTY you don't have shyt to look forward to on June 5th

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Debbie downer ass nikkas are just SALTY you don't have shyt to look forward to on June 5th

Summer Games Fest

 

[SNG]

PC/XBox/PS5 simply don't have the local multiplayer games to compete with Mario Kart, Mario Party, etc. You dudes who ONLY play games by yourself or online always make yourself woefully obvious with this shyt

I already have a PS5 Pro and a 4K 120hz OLED. I am not buying a Switch 2 to replace that, I'm buying it to fill in the gaps where those systems fall short

Get your weight up instead of your hate up. All your Debbie downer ass nikkas are just SALTY you don't have shyt to look forward to on June 5th

I bet your ass still sleeps with teddy bears in bed and a blues clues night light bytch ass nikka.

 

[DaSk8D00D]

I bet your ass still sleeps with teddy bears in bed and blues clues night light.

I sleep with my gf who plays Mario Kart while you hate post on the coli

Do you even have 3 real life friends to play Mario Party with at the crib?

 

[SNG]

I sleep with my gf who plays Mario Kart while you hate post on the coli

Do you even have 3 real life friends to play Mario Party with at the crib?

fukk I look like playing Mario Party with nikkaz? You play that shyt with nikkaz? I bet you is a peach ass nikka too. If I’m playing online with my nikkaz. It’s either a fighting game, Call of duty or 2K.

 

[DaSk8D00D]

fukk I look like playing Mario Party with nikkaz? You play that shyt with nikkaz? I bet you is a peach ass nikka too. If I’m playing online with my nikkaz. It’s either a fighting game, Call of duty or 2K.

So no, you don't have enough real life friends for local multiplayer, and playing games with women must be an even more foreign concept to you. We're done here

 

[CoolinInTheCut]

Probably the realest thread I ever seen.

Thank you @SNG

 

[Diondon]

Kiddie ass bullshyt

 

[CoolinInTheCut]

Idk how you can even explain some Nintendo shyt on your TV when you call a girl over