Real talk, John Mayer should have gotten with Alicia Keys

[Jermio]

 

[ahdsend]

http://www.villagevoice.com/music/john-mayer-my-dikk-is-sort-of-like-a-white-supremacist-6642974

Mayer: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a ****** pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”

Playboy: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.

Mayer: What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s.

Playboy: Do black women throw themselves at you?

Mayer: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dikk is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fukkin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dikk.

Playboy: Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.

Mayer: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his dikk. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

John Mayer: "My dikk Is Sort Of Like A White Supremacist"

only a bedwench would be offended by this

 

[Jermio]

John Mayer: "My dikk Is Sort Of Like A White Supremacist"

Dude should have known things would be taken the wrong way, but if you read that objectively you can tell he meant nothing bad by it. How many white people would acknowledge this personal hangup and analyze it?

 

[Animal House]

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

How do y'all know these no name CACs

 

[SheWantTheD]

How do y'all know these no name CACs

A bunch of white chicks were crazy over this dude when I was growing up. Took me a while to put a face to his name though because I never cared to look him up.

 

[SheWantTheD]

Man.. Alicia Keys was looking FIYAH back then!

Don't know what happened now