Deadpool1986
Cook with a Mouth
Dildo 1
This thing had to be removed in surgery. Apparently, he told the surgeon. "Don't take it out, just change the battery". Notice the battery is the small circle on the bottom.
Dildo 2
This one has a tip that does a circle motion. It cause some blur on the xray because it was still running.
Shampoo bottle
This grampa came in on Thanksgiving with his entire family. His wife had been wondering where the shampoo bottles were going.
Apple
Coffee Mate creamer lid
This guy decided to stick a coffee mate creamer bottle up his butt. The bottle came out but the lid stayed
Knife
This man wanted to commit suicide by sticking a knife up his but to cut his spinal cord. He should have studied anatomy better to realize this wasnt possible, especially going handle first.
Vanity light bulb
Not a bright idea. It shattered on the way out.
Bonus: Surgically implanted penis pump
This is a surgical procedure for men who cant get it up. The round pouch is a air pump that is manually pumped up to inflate the air tubes in the penis.
Bonus 2: Lap band surgery
This is a barium study on a patient that has had a Lap band surgery of the stomach. A rubber band is placed on the stomach to decrease the size, resulting in less food consumption. The drawback is that now the stomach looks like a penis.
http://imgur.com/a/bmVs3
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2ahzqy/an_xray_technicians_stuck_up_the_ass_collection/
People are so stupid!! I mean who thinks to stick a light-bulb up their own azz?
This thing had to be removed in surgery. Apparently, he told the surgeon. "Don't take it out, just change the battery". Notice the battery is the small circle on the bottom.
Dildo 2
This one has a tip that does a circle motion. It cause some blur on the xray because it was still running.
Shampoo bottle
This grampa came in on Thanksgiving with his entire family. His wife had been wondering where the shampoo bottles were going.
Apple
Coffee Mate creamer lid
This guy decided to stick a coffee mate creamer bottle up his butt. The bottle came out but the lid stayed
Knife
This man wanted to commit suicide by sticking a knife up his but to cut his spinal cord. He should have studied anatomy better to realize this wasnt possible, especially going handle first.
Vanity light bulb
Not a bright idea. It shattered on the way out.
Bonus: Surgically implanted penis pump
This is a surgical procedure for men who cant get it up. The round pouch is a air pump that is manually pumped up to inflate the air tubes in the penis.
Bonus 2: Lap band surgery
This is a barium study on a patient that has had a Lap band surgery of the stomach. A rubber band is placed on the stomach to decrease the size, resulting in less food consumption. The drawback is that now the stomach looks like a penis.
http://imgur.com/a/bmVs3
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2ahzqy/an_xray_technicians_stuck_up_the_ass_collection/
People are so stupid!! I mean who thinks to stick a light-bulb up their own azz?
@ how they are all men too
I think I'm about to commit suicide... 
But how? 
Should I hang myself? Slit my wrists in the bathtub? Overdose on sleeping pills? Get in the way of traffic? 
