Realizing You Need To Wipe Your Ass Better Unappreciation...

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Ya'll got it all wrong. Even if you wipe well, all that moving you do throughout the day helps migrate the moistness. Brehs, enter the swampass. You bout to leave the house, your workout was dope, your mirror flex game on point...but then you feel that gopher trying to come out the hole. So you drop that deuce and wipe till you see red, then off to work. 3 hours later, you feelin waxy and unrefined...tissue wipe, boom, looking like you never wiped earlier. Only solution is to shower immediately after you drop that hot one, and get more fiber in your diet.
 

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haven't used regular harsh TP in like 3-4 yrs
 

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What about when you don't wash all the soap out of your buttcrack, and a few hours later your ass starts itching :sadcam:

And you're like, "Why is my ass itching like this? I took a shower this morning :wtf:"
 
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