Realtalk: I never gave a fukk about Brodus Bisquick

[MushroomX]

Started out being the third wheel during Del Frio's strongest presence during the height of the El Paso Cartel days. Stands around, doing nothing when he could have been doing something.

Then he suffers a cut, and vanishes for a couple of months until we start seeing this shyt...





Yet he still doesn't appear for a couple more weeks after that, making him pull a Stink although the shirt sizes are probably comparable Still though WWE Needed heels, and then the IWC was saying Brodus Bisquick would debut...





This can be serious Brodus was a heel, now he copped The Cat's theme (L), wearing track pants and track suit like he finna do laps (L). Not to mention the Funkadactals already caught the fans eyes with the Mistress of Thickness, Naomi.

Soon they add A-Train, and start dancing with kids

This dude looks like he about to creep backdoor into a playground.

Soon the group dissolves Soon Naomi is the starlet of the group, and the Funkadactlys fade away from Brodus Then Xavier Woods cops Brodus' theme because


Wise cut. Now I heard he is going to save Dolphins in Japan or someshyt

 

[Sypress]

Started out being the third wheel during El Dios' strongest presence during the height of the El Paso Cartel days. Stands around, doing nothing when he could have been doing something.

Then he suffers a cut, and vanishes for a couple of months until we start seeing this shyt...





Yet he still doesn't appear for a couple more weeks after that, making him pull a Stink although the shirt sizes are probably comparable Still though WWE Needed heels, and then the IWC was saying Brodus Bisquick would debut...





This can be serious Brodus was a heel, now he copped The Cat's theme (L), wearing track pants and track suit like he finna do laps (L). Not to mention the Funkadactals already caught the fans eyes with the Mistress of Thickness, Naomi.

Soon they add A-Train, and start dancing with kids

This dude looks like he about to creep backdoor into a playground.

Soon the group dissolves Soon Naomi is the starlet of the group, and the Funkadactlys fade away from Brodus Then Xavier Woods cops Brodus' theme because


Wise cut. Now I heard he is going to save Dolphins in Japan or someshyt

His only highlight was shutting down when he made his debut as the Funkasaurus

dudes were legit heated

 

[MushroomX]

His only highlight was shutting down when he made his debut as the Funkasaurus

dudes were legit heated

I joined within the last year, just give me a small scope of how heated?

 

[Sypress]

I joined within the last year, just give me a small scope of how heated?

some posters threatening to neg on site anyone who cosigns, some were saying theyre not watching the product anymore, you know typical agitation

worst he came out with the funkadactyls and they were all wearing red

 

[RammerJammer]

The entrance was stupid because The 'dactyls would introduce Brodus just for Brodus to introduce the 'dactyls

 

[puppetmaster]

"An interesting story regarding Brodus Clay is that when he finished shooting a movie for WWE Studios earlier this year and asked what WWE creative had planned for him, officials said they had no idea and suggested he come up with an idea for himself. Brodus came up with the idea of being a monster heel that doesn’t sell for the babyfaces, then beats them up and inducts them into his personal “House of Pain”, similar to World Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry. Brodus reportedly was told that it was a great idea. " - Meltzer


He's an ok guy in my book

 

[OmegaK2099]

I'll admit i was a fan of the funkasaurous gimmick earlier on, but creative handled that sh1t so poorly

 

[September]

Mistress of Thickness, Naomi. .

I always liked, when during his Funkadactyls entrance his Chippendales-esque tracksuit wouldn't come off.

I didn't mind the gimmick most of the times. Plus he seemed like a nice guy. Remember when he told Naomi she can't let Jimmy Usos jealousy fukk up her money? Sound advice.

 

[45123]

Brodus shined in whatever opportunity the WWE gave him, but the WWE didn't want anything to do with him

From NXT, to Del Rio's bodyguard, to Funkasaurus, to even after he broke up with Albert



That promo was top notch A+ but since nobody saw it

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

he actually cut a few decent promos after the Funk shyt wore off but they never gave him a shot...i was feeling the whole "main even playa" shyt but it never got any footing

they shoulda just let him be the monster of NXT

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Theme was short lived piff in NXT recently

 

[Norrin Radd]

So no ones gonna mention the blackface then

 

[Mr. Negative]

It kinda pisses me off.....

I was a fan of dancing happy shyt talking in the ring broadus.

Only problem was, it was a rib.

AND IT GOT SOMEWHAT OVER!!!!!

The problem started when Vince went from thinking it was a rib to him thinking " YES MY IDEA IS WORKING!!!"

His downfall started when they added Cameron and Naomi's intro to Broadus' theme. Crowd lost interest because it was too long and pointless. Compare the shyt to anyone else who had an intro added to their intros. It's kind of a slim number of people. Rock "Do You Know/IF YOU SMELLL", Stone Cold Glass Break, Bray's cheap pop=/=heat. Short and to the point. And those are some... Yes, I know you're scoffing at Broadus being listed with them. But that 15 second intro, followed by a 5 second pause, followed by his theme..... NO.

And because Vince thought his idea stuck, he ran it into the ground. Dancing with kids. Then dancing with Albert.

Cap this with Vince loving squash matches between his "ideas" and lame "wrasslers", and broadus was set up to fail.


the fallout is that we got a dancing Fandango, a dancing Emma who was called up for no reason, a sort of dancing Adam Rose.....

 

[Peter Parker]

Bray's cheap pop=/=heat.

that shyt is kind of cheap now that I think of it

 

[El Cocodrilo]

I don't care about Broadus one way or the other, but Funkasaurus gimmick got over. WWE just buried him for no reason cause that's what they do and why they still don't have an actual midcard.