My homeboy use to always hit me up for favors,dough,a ride somewhere, needed to use my comp,tryna use my spot to bust down a chick etc he was ALWAYS asking for something
This dude hit a lick on this whiteboy for like 2 oz's of medical marijuana.I asked him for 2 grams and he was like

and gave me a joint damn near the size of a toothpick after that

he couldn't give me 2 grams out a big ass jar full of weed YOU STOLE get lost you bytch ass nikka