Reasons why getting hooked up by mutual friends never works

[Man]

There's too many people in your business

You can't tell unnecessary lies

 

[Man]

less amount of family emergency excuses you can use not to meet up whenever you feel like it

harder to completely run away

do hookups work at all?

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

People will choose sides if break up gets ugly...
Pressures of marriage if things are going good..
If your circle has conflict, it could trigger unnecessary angst in your relationship..
As much as people say they are happy for you, bad talk goes on behind your back..
Privacy(especially if your house is the kick it spot)
The juggling act of what friends you guys both like/dislike and keeping them happy..

 

[SheWantTheD]

They prolly fukked someone else within your group of friends.

 

[Treblemaka]

My ex hooked me up with one of her friends...

We're married now.

Spoiler

My ish is the exception not the rule brehs.



OP is by and large accurate

 

[Sonny Bonds]

Let's be real: your friends aren't hooking you up with their top tier friends