Reasons Why Kids Are Natural Cockblocks

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Think it's funny to keep popping in and out, tlkn too much. But they kids can't really be mad :manny:
 

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Kids are not "cockblocks" unless you are living with them and their parent (if you aren't their parent).

I find it disturbing how some of you talk bad about "baby mothers" and then admit to sleeping with them and meeting their child/children.
I also don't understand how you can bash them when a lot of you are "baby fathers" and your mother was a "baby mother" as well.
 

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Before my mom remarried I thought it was funny to cockblock. My stepdad was smarter than the other dudes. He caught on quick and would buy me milkshakes and stuff to keep me busy. It worked.
 

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Kids are not "cockblocks" unless you are living with them and their parent (if you aren't their parent).

I find it disturbing how some of you talk bad about "baby mothers" and then admit to sleeping with them and meeting their child/children.
I also don't understand how you can bash them when a lot of you are "baby fathers" and your mother was a "baby mother" as well.
Chillax. Thread was made in jest to laugh about being cockblocked and to reminisce about the times we cockblocked as children.
 

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cause they see the MOTIVES of the person you dating...

my son actually call this one byatch out right in front of her son..

"only reason your mom taking us out to the go kart park, cause she wants to be with my dad" :francis:


mane I had to hear this shyt all weekend from that girl..about how offended she was....cause she heard it as well

my son gave no fukks...that it costed me some good puzzy that weekend :mjcry:
 

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cause they see the MOTIVES of the person you dating...

my son actually call this one byatch out right in front of her son..

"only reason your mom taking us out to the go kart park, cause she wants to be with my dad" :francis:


mane I had to hear this shyt all weekend from that girl..about how offended she was....cause she heard it as well

my son gave no fukks...that it costed me some good puzzy that weekend :mjcry:
:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
 

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6 years ago I bought a 2 seater sports car (Nissan 350Z) so that I wouldn't have to bring chick's kids with me on dates. It didn't work. The kid would wind up sitting in her lap or stuffed in the hatchback trunk on some fukk carseat laws shyt. :wow:
 

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because they don't enjoy hearing their mom getting smashed in the other room

i used to spend the weekend with this chick that had kids and lived 45 minutes from me.

one time her young teenage son told me ' i be hearing what you and my mom be doing from my room at night', now give me, let me hold something so i can get out the house and go to the movies and get some mcdonalds or burger king' :laff: said he would spend the night at his pop's house afterwards.

lil homie blew my mind with dat, and yes, s.p. came out his pockets for that cool chit he presented me with ...:laugh:
 
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i used to spend the weekend with this chick that had kids and lived 45 minutes from me.

one time her young teenage son told me ' i be hearing what you and my mom be doing from my room at night', now give me hold something so i can get out the house and go to the movies and get some mcdonalds or burger king' :laff: said he would spend the night at his pop's house afterwards.

lil homie blew my mind with dat, and yes, s.p. came out his pockets for that cool chit he presented me with ...:laugh:
Lmfaooo man that's awkward as fukk. I would've thrown him some change too after that.
 
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