RECENT....RAW....ATT-ENN-DEEEEES!!!! ENTER...AND...HELP!!!!!

[Big Van Vadehhh]

WOOOOFFFOOUUGHHHOEEGOUHHHH!!!! JEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHO'S-THE-MANNNN??????
VADER....NEEDS.....YOUR-HELP!!!!!........
LET...ME...TAKE-IT-DOWN-A-NOTCHHHHH!!

Alright brothas, the mask is off. Leon here, but you may know me as The Mastadon, The Man They Call Vader, Leon Luv IV, Baby Bull etc etc. I come to you all seeking advice on attending an upcoming Monday Night Raw show.

My "27 year old nephew and his friend" are going to the May 5th RAW show in Albany, NY, and as neither of them have been to a live show since the Royal Rumble graced the Knickerbocker Arena in Albany in 1992, some pointers and advice, if any, is much appreciated, brothas.

What are the rules on signs? Are there security checks at the doors in case my "nephew" wants to bring in a portable vaporizer? Crowd etiquette? Tickets say show starts at 7:30, is there any reason to go early beforehand? I assume that the boys still do a match or two after the live show taping ends?​

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

we ain't gonna help you unless you permenantly abandon this garbage alias.

 

[Big Van Vadehhh]

Brotha...I already took the kayfabe mask off, no need for sour grapes. Ask Shawn, I hold no ill will towards him for stomping my head in for no reason!​

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

It's sad when a terrible alias troll doesn't have the pride to quit

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Vader aint ever hurt nobody brehs

Help his "nephew and friend" out you uptight modsuckas

 

[Big Van Vadehhh]

It's sad when a terrible alias troll doesn't have the pride to quit

How is it an alias troll, when there was never an other/original account to begin with.....
Like I said, leave your bias towards Leon White out of this, this thread is for the children........the 27 year old children...........my nephew......​

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

How is it an alias troll, when there was never an other/original account to begin with.....
Like I said, leave your bias towards Leon White out of this, this thread is for the children........the 27 year old children...........my nephew......​

Can he do a moonsault brotha?

is he also in the Stachino family?

 

[September]

They do a dark match sometimes after the show but Superstars tapes before Raw so 7:30 is a bit late to get there. Unless they don't care about to that then I guess getting there at that time is fine.
I wasn't checked by security but im a female so there's that.


Tell your nephew to not be an a$$hole and keep his sign up in the middle of matches so people can't see or yell stupid chants. If he tries to start a CM Punk chant he is giving the people around him permission to Molly whop his ass.

 

[Grifter]

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

i didnt get patted down the last time i went and i had just finished facing an L so i prob smelled like hell walking in.. had the roach in my shoe too. i was honestly surprised i got in so easily.

 

[Big Van Vadehhh]

They do a dark match sometimes after the show but Superstars tapes before Raw so 7:30 is a bit late to get there. Unless they don't care about to that then I guess getting there at that time is fine.
I wasn't checked by security but im a female so there's that.

Tell your nephew to not be an @sshole and keep his sign up in the middle of matches so people can't see or yell stupid chants. If he tries to start a CM Punk chant he is giving the people around him permission to Molly whop his ass.​

Thank you, little lady!​

 

[Kevin_Nash]

It's sad when a terrible alias troll doesn't have the pride to quit

He could have at least logged into a different account. Take pride in your alias.

*pounds chest*
*breaks 4 ribs, out 9 weeks*

 

[DaylitoJames]