Record your man drowning Brehettes. Have a child floatie throw at you brehs.

[ChatGPT-5]

"This muthafukkin nikka"

such a compassionate gf.

 

[Dreadknox77]

How you almost drown and you right next to the shore

 

[Cat piss martini]

that nikka is gonna have to kill
a bear with a choke hold after that.
she'll never respect him.
how the fukk did that man fit through that
little ass innertube?