Redneck wants to fight Paddle Boarders for Being Lesbians
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Canada Goose
Pooping on your head :umad:
The BasedFather
Task Force
Shii I wouldāve asked if I could join if I saw some chicks making out 
Bruh I swear to God
Living in Florida staying in a low income neighborhood, white women Uber drivers would cancel everytime they got close to the place. If I seen a white women just cancel and request another
White women in Detroit will refuse to get out they car if they see me walking around
Meanwhile these hoes out here paddling through alligator infested brain eating parasite infected waters going right smack dab through Cadillac joes neighborhood without a care in the world
I hate y'all I truly do
Living in Florida staying in a low income neighborhood, white women Uber drivers would cancel everytime they got close to the place. If I seen a white women just cancel and request another
White women in Detroit will refuse to get out they car if they see me walking around
Meanwhile these hoes out here paddling through alligator infested brain eating parasite infected waters going right smack dab through Cadillac joes neighborhood without a care in the world
I hate y'all I truly do
Buddy
FAIA (Foundational African In America) š¤
Clayton Endicott
Superstar
Well played
TheDarkskinnedDrake
All Star
His ass aināt get off that paddle boat
Dang, to have your house up against a body of water like that, be that a lake, river or whatever. Lucky b*stard
Doobie Doo
Veteran
Nikka there's giant dinosaurs in your front yard, fukk that.Dang, to have your house up against a body of water like that, be that a lake, river or whatever. Lucky b*stard
Oh that's Florida? gators and that then? Yeah fukk that, I suppose you probably cant kill them at will then. People paddle thru gator water? And that man jumped in, am I missing something?
Doobie Doo
Veteran
Yes people paddle thru gators all the time. And no you can't just randomly kill gators, they have all sorts of laws.
Canada Goose
Pooping on your head :umad:
The danger of Gators is a tad bit exaggerated
I've seen gators twice in close proximity since I moved to FL, like ones in the wild not no zoo shyt and well..... I'm still alive and posting on the The Coli
Like one of them was near a McDonalds and a city bus stop
I seen another in my community swimming in the lake of my apartment complex, someone was literally fishing in the lake from the land while the Gator was swimming around and ain't shyt happen 
Mind you I live in a well developed suburb not to backwater boonie swamp area.
Gators to FL brehs are like Rats to NYC brehs
See, my thoughts went right to that. Being able to just go out back, cast in a line while enjoying some cold drinks and just sit there looking into the water man. Or sitting in a tube just drifting. I'm a desert brehThe danger of Gators is a tad bit exaggerated
I've seen gators twice in close proximity since I moved to FL, like ones in the wild not no zoo shyt and well..... I'm still alive and posting on the The Coli
Like one of them was near a McDonalds and a city bus stop
Mind you I live in a well developed suburb not to backwater boonie swamp area.
Gators to FL brehs are like Rats to NYC brehs
But fukk having to contend with those fukking vile things, how could you even relax. And to have to worry about my young son playing out there... fukk, that story that came out of that Disney world resort couple years ago! They should have trawled all those ponds and killed them all smh
Edit- or relocate them to a wild area/preserve if not too expensive
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