Rember the time God had to cheat in a 1 on 1 fight?

Taadow

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then why did Jacob say “I have seen God face to face and prevailed”

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You mean the same Jacob who didn’t know who he was wrestling with? LOL

That angel was wrestling for amusement while Jacob was trying.
It was just like on Baby Boy when Sweet Pea gave props to the Li’l Thug with heart…but then took off his belt
and whooped him when it was time to get serious.

You wrestle somebody all night…but once they touch your hip once, you dunzo?
You didn’t “prevail”.

And if he got “pinched in the nuts” by a superhuman being - how he have 12 sons afterward?

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I thought this was gonna be about how he made a bet with Satan that humans would stay faithful to him and when it was down to only one faithful family left he flooded the whole planet :mjlol:
 

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I thought this was gonna be about how he made a bet with Satan that humans would stay faithful to him and when it was down to only one faithful family left he flooded the whole planet :mjlol:

You merged two bible stories into one
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Wow Jacob prevailed against that old Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu mmmmmmmm.

Dislocated dukes hip with a touch :wow:

 
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