Remember being a kid jacking off to cinemax,hbo,showtime softcore pornos? :dead:

[EightBall]

I remember around the age of 11, i used to stay up until 2am to watch them softcore joints on cinemax,hbo and showtime . Hotel Erotica, Sex Games Cancun/Vegas, The Best Sex Ever,Busty Cops.

As soon as you saw that "TV-MA" sign or some blondes in lingerie, you knew what time it was .
Turn the lights out,mute the tv and get under the covers.

I had my left hand holding the remote with my index finger on the "last channel" button just in case somebody came in .

Ahh, the days of being a kid.

EDIT: Found a tube that has a shytload of softcore movies .

Spoiler

Full Movies | SoftcoreTube

 

[onelastdeath]

Keeping Nickelodeon as the "last channel" to switch real fast just in case someone came in was

And not getting caught ever

 

[Willie]

Virtual Vegas

 

[Benny Blanco]

Yep...those were the days.

And fapping to Victoria's secret catalogs...

 

[At30wecashout]

Yup. I remember watching those joints with my cousin once. We stared at that shyt for the longest. Softcore films attracted the best looking chicks
cause they didn't really have to take the dikk.

Bodies were Still would get bored and turn to Scooby Doo or Spaceghost, though.

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

Keeping Nickelodeon as the "last channel" to switch real fast just in case someone came in was

And not getting caught ever

nick or sports center

once on demand came out and everything was on there is what changed the game though

 

[blackestofpanthers]

Be a bootleg @Billy Costigan brehs

 

[onelastdeath]

nick or sports center

once on demand came out and everything was on there is what changed the game though

I used to hit the fake yawn when people came in too

"You still up?"

**dikk hard under the blanket still**

"Yeah I was just about to go to sleep"

 

[stealthbomber]

busty cops i remember those days vividly

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

Any time she would be in a flick It was instant

 

[whknorth]

Zaynes sex stories or some shyt like dat

 

[Killer Instinct]

Nikki Fritz.

Those titties made me into a man. Most beautiful pair of fake breast from that era.

I used to throw a cover at the bottom of the door so my folks wouldn't see the light.
Soon as they went to bed, I was and on Cinemax.
'Nightcap' 'Red Shoe Diaries.'

And don't let 'Real Sex' be on the schedule for HBO that night.

Any time she would be in a flick It was instant

Nikki Nova was incredible. Forgot all about her.

 

[Silkk]

Any time she would be in a flick It was instant

That Chick Was BAAAAAAAAD

 

[Killer Instinct]

Yo. Those movie titles were comedy.

"The Bare Wench Project."
I remember they did a 'Lord of The Rings' parody and instead of hobbits, they were throbbits.

 

[EightBall]

Yo. Those movie titles were comedy.

"The Bare Wench Project."
I remember they did a 'Lord of The Rings' parody and instead of hobbits, they were throbbits.

There should be a porn paraody titles thread..
Some of the names they come up with are hilarious