I was a fukkin master
My parents had the alarm system so whenever a main door/window opened in the middle of the night, the alarm would go off, loud as fukk too
So one day I opened a window in one of the guest rooms that no one goes in, and cut open the screen door, and left it open all day till my parents went to sleep.. I hopped right out at ~12:30 whenever I needed to do somethin
I'd have pillows under the blankets & my ipad on a looped snoring sound effect
When I would get out I'd look at my phone every 5 minutes just waiting for a text from my moms like "come home now" or some shyt

never got caught while I was out
