Renting out apt space to gym rats.

Orbital-Fetus

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i got a 2 bedroom that i share with my wifey.
we have a stationary bike, bench and free weights in a corner of the living room
and i have some free floor space in the 2nd bdrm i use as my office.
6 local people have taken me up on it and each show up a couple of times a week.
they don't gotta call or nothing, i'm usually home. all around it's been working out well.
but there is always the line stepper. this one dude asked if he could use the bathroom.
i'm like sure, go for it. you don't even have to ask. so of course he takes a shyt and leaves streaks.
whatever...a week later he asks to use the tv, i had told him and everyone that the tv was there for them.
so he is on the stationary bike watching fox news...after an hour he leaves.
next week he comes back, i let him in and he goes right to the bathroom...takes a shyt.
sits on the couch and turns on fox news. sits there for 3 hours, does 15 minutes of benching and then
goes back to the bathroom. this time i hear my shower turn on and this fukker did not bring a towel.

i'm heated.
 

Orbital-Fetus

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When you're poor but trying to live in the luxury apartments you obviously can't afford and have to resort to fukkery in order to make money for bills.:usure:

so i happen to be in the bench when one of my customers stops by.
she always uses the bike but this time she wants to use the bench.
whatever...i go into my office with the extra floor space with a middle
aged woman trying to stretch out behind my computer chair. i get my
game on while she is groaning right behind me. my noise cancelation
just made her sound like a monster.
 

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so i happen to be in the bench when one of my customers stops by.
she always uses the bike but this time she wants to use the bench.
whatever...i go into my office with the extra floor space with a middle
aged woman trying to stretch out behind my computer chair. i get my
game on while she is groaning right behind me. my noise cancelation
just made her sound like a monster.
:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
sounds like some family guy antics
 
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