Responses you never thought you would hear thread.

[EVILRICO]

Have you ever asked anyone something , and their response just makes you go wtf.

Awhile back me and the homeies had this Indian freak who liked getting trains and all that freaky chit. I asked my white homie if he wanted first. He
says no , because he has been bored and pleasuring him self all day.
(his exact words too.)

 

[tonyclifton]

Mexican checking in. Used to work at a mostly rich cac restaraunt

Old white women- ( points to her coffee) speaks slowly

"'Maaaay I pleeeeease have more coooffeeeee"( might have been something else I can't remember)
Me - yes I'll be right back back( in fluent English)

Walking away I hear from her

" o wow, this one speaks English"

 

[Fatboi1]

My manager at my old job is telling this white man he can't get the car because he doesn't have enough credentials to rent.

Cac: *walks away*
"fukking ******s"

 

[PeridotPuss]

Me: you a hater

Dude: yea, I hate on everyone, it's my hobby. I'm the most hating nikka I know

Me: