Retail/Restaurant: Tips to Pay Less Money (Chipotle is my first target)
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Times are hard when you gotta pull a scam for the condiments. Next week he gonna take his own condiments in a tupperware container and tell them, "just give me the taco and meat. I'm good on the rest." Walk in there setting up shop at a table selling guacamole and other ingredients they charge extra for.
blackestofpanthers
God forgives, you are forgiven.
Chipotle is 
Eat real mexican food you lames
Eat real mexican food you lames
The breh ordering a cup of water and kids taco meal then stealing all the bottles of hot sauce, forks, and salt & pepper packets.
I remember when we used to ride in the car with my grandparents and my grandmother always had the Wendy's napkins on deck for emergencies. Come out with a handful every time.The breh ordering a cup of water and kids taco meal then stealing all the bottles of hot sauce, forks, and salt & pepper packets.
KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
Don't forget to ask for that "tortilla on the side" when you order that bowl at the begining of the line
Let me revise this.
Preparations:
1 hat
1 pair of sunglasses
1 pair of laced tennis shoes
0 dollars
____
You are now set to goto Chipotle, Garbanzo or any place that has your food prepped before you pay for it. Make sure to order the most expensive dish. Eat like a king. Now heres the tricky part. Look calm, first & foremost. You can't risk them anticipating your next move. Now make sure you have laced up your shoes so they dont fall off. When the person is ringing your order up, comply with them like everything is normal THEN SNATCH THAT shyt UP AND RUN OUT OF THAT HO AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
Once you get to the front doors, no one can say anything to you and youre scott free. Congrats on your free Chipotle burrito. This lifehack works anywhere so its like a lifetimes worth of Chipotle!
Preparations:
1 hat
1 pair of sunglasses
1 pair of laced tennis shoes
0 dollars
____
You are now set to goto Chipotle, Garbanzo or any place that has your food prepped before you pay for it. Make sure to order the most expensive dish. Eat like a king. Now heres the tricky part. Look calm, first & foremost. You can't risk them anticipating your next move. Now make sure you have laced up your shoes so they dont fall off. When the person is ringing your order up, comply with them like everything is normal THEN SNATCH THAT shyt UP AND RUN OUT OF THAT HO AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
Once you get to the front doors, no one can say anything to you and youre scott free. Congrats on your free Chipotle burrito. This lifehack works anywhere so its like a lifetimes worth of Chipotle!
This man is out here amongst us voting and reproducing!
Thats pocket change little nikka