Rewrite your favorite sitcom as a serious drama.

[Joe Budden]

Martin.

Tommy was a big time drug dealer in Detroit. Marty Mart’s meat loaf and waffles was supposed to be the ultimate front to launder his money.

Jerome was a sex trafficker always looking for his next victim.

Gina’s mother was low key a freak that wasn’t sexually satisfied in her marriage. She let Martin rub on her titties, he made out with her on the couch, and she got super wet when hustle man turned that porno on.

 

[semicko82]

Succession is basically Arrested Development as a drama

 

[Joe Budden]

James Evans faked his death to be with a white woman.

 

[BlackCinema]

Succession is basically Arrested Development as a drama

Interesting.

 

[Buddy]

Martin.

Tommy was a big time drug dealer in Detroit. Marty Mart’s meat loaf and waffles was supposed to be the ultimate front to launder his money.

Jerome was a sex trafficker always looking for his next victim.

Gina’s mother was low key a freak that wasn’t sexually satisfied in her marriage. She let Martin rub on her titties, he made out with her on the couch, and she got super wet when hustle man turned that porno on.

Miss Geri kept encroaching on Martin's corners but they handled their beef the old school way

 

[richaveli83]

Martin.

Tommy was a big time drug dealer in Detroit. Marty Mart’s meat loaf and waffles was supposed to be the ultimate front to launder his money.

Jerome was a sex trafficker always looking for his next victim.

Gina’s mother was low key a freak that wasn’t sexually satisfied in her marriage. She let Martin rub on her titties, he made out with her on the couch, and she got super wet when hustle man turned that porno on.

James Evans faked his death to be with a white woman.

 

[UNATTACHED]

My wife and kids

Michael is depressed. His wife is getting fatter every year, his oldest child and his only son is being influenced by the local gangs, skipping school, and talking back to his mom. His oldest daughter is popular, pretty, and smart but will develop a drug problem. His youngest daughter is borderline retarded.

His wife is getting fatter year by year and is becoming selfish in their marriage. His kids don't really respect him because he is never home. He works 60+ hours a week as a truck driver and has no energy to engage with them when he gets home from work.

 

[Joe Budden]

Really thought I had a potential platinum with this one.

@YaThreadFloppedB!

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Really thought I had a potential platinum with this one.

@YaThreadFloppedB!