Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[blues_funk_reggae]

Online dating is WOAT status.
This one of the GOAT coli threads though.

@ imma-dude

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

She looking for her Kang, y'all

Oh so he must be the father of her kids

All this nikka saw was this

And skeeted in her :Damnasty:

fukk looking for a king...she needs to be looking for a goddamn stairmaster.

 

[Sassy]

Damn, i forgot about this thread.

I need to go back to finding dating profile fukkery again.

 

[One]

 

[King Poetic]

bytch never learned after 1 kid with a broke nikka, now she got 4 kids and all of a sudden she want a man with his priorities and responsibilities in place....

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

A reminder to come back and read the last few pages...lawdddd

 

[MikelArteta]

I love how having a car and your own place is indictive of having it together for these ratchets

 

[King Poetic]

I love how having a car and your own place is indictive of having it together for these ratchets

What's even worst..

It take 4 kids, probably by 3 or 4 different broke dudes who didn't have his own crib and was sleeping in her bed playing ps4 all day and driving her car probably taking her to work and picking her up and eating her kids food for her to realize she need a good brother...

Her hopes of finding a good dude with his shyt together is like .05%....what good dude want a chick with 4 kids by different men..

Hell it's hard for women with 1 kid to find a good dude..

Her next man will be the same type of bum cause that's what her p*ssy attracts

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

Saw this on Reddit...

This is the most delusional post I read to the point someone must have stole this lady picture and is trolling. No way on God green Earth would a person dare...

 

[BlackMajik]

She got ass, though.

nikka what?!?!?!?

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

What's even worst..

It take 4 kids, probably by 3 or 4 different broke dudes who didn't have his own crib and was sleeping in her bed playing ps4 all day and driving her car probably taking her to work and picking her up and eating her kids food for her to realize she need a good brother...

Her hopes of finding a good dude with his shyt together is like .05%....what good dude want a chick with 4 kids by different men..

Hell it's hard for women with 1 kid to find a good dude..

Her next man will be the same type of bum cause that's what her p*ssy attracts

Remember: No matter what happens, it isn’t her fault and men ain’t shyt

 

[Sassy]

A reminder to come back and read the last few pages...lawdddd

fukk the pages.

Read the whole thread like a newspaper.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

nikka what?!?!?!?

You can see the roundness poking through those basketball shorts.

 

[BlackMajik]

You can see the roundness poking through those basketball shorts.

Seek help bruh

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Seek help bruh

Am I lying?