"Tom Arnold on my cell phone, talkin bout some diamond cuts"
"I don't want ya gal, that bytch pwussy smell like camel cleats"
"Watch me switch the lane, rap game Herman Cain / off the chain, wit a convertible private plane"
"Bonsai leaves on the butterscotch couch / emerald green chain, smells like Brussel Sprouts"
"Hostages...
and my seats still ostrich /
40 screens on, watchin a documentary on possums"
"Versace on my cabin, I used to like rappin / until I found out that I'm rap game Samuel L. Jackson / mixed wit Eric Clapton, sang a hook like Toni Braxton / but I still find the time, in my busy schedule... to make the 5th start relaxin, like a lazy neighbor / I found an autographed high school picture of Darth Vader / on the back of my Aunt Thelma's wallpaper, Riff"
Funniest rapper ever to me, and he says shyt no one has ever said or thought before, gotta respect it.
"I don't want ya gal, that bytch pwussy smell like camel cleats"
"Watch me switch the lane, rap game Herman Cain / off the chain, wit a convertible private plane"
"Bonsai leaves on the butterscotch couch / emerald green chain, smells like Brussel Sprouts"
"Hostages...
and my seats still ostrich /
40 screens on, watchin a documentary on possums"
"Versace on my cabin, I used to like rappin / until I found out that I'm rap game Samuel L. Jackson / mixed wit Eric Clapton, sang a hook like Toni Braxton / but I still find the time, in my busy schedule... to make the 5th start relaxin, like a lazy neighbor / I found an autographed high school picture of Darth Vader / on the back of my Aunt Thelma's wallpaper, Riff"
Funniest rapper ever to me, and he says shyt no one has ever said or thought before, gotta respect it.
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